Global Warming, Intelligent Design, and 55 Million Morons
December 15th, 2005 | by Jersey McJones |Irony of ironies of ironies. As the poles melt, thanks to the trillions of little man-made fuel fires burning all over the world (particularly in America) all the time, the oil industry is rushing in to get at the reserves under where the ice used to be. Meanwhile, in Alaska, the permafrost has been melting for years , ruining roads and other infrastructure and this potentially could impact any realistic exploration up there. Irony of ironies again, as congress finally okayed drilling in ANWR, there’s a good chance it won’t even be feasible.
Like Private Health Insurance, the only reason we do not move to alternative technologies, independent of organic oil, is because the pre-existing industries would have to change or die. Share-holders don’t like that. They like unending status quo and lay-offs - lots and lots of lay-offs.
The drooling, idiot sycophants, otherwise known as “Libertarian,” “Conservative” and “Republican” voters, kneeling before the golden cod pieces of these Special Interests, buy any rhetoric thrown their way rationalizing around the real reasons these industries will not change. They do not believe that trillions of man-made fires in the form of internal combustion, boilers, generators, forest clearing, and such, burning all over the world, all the time, completely without precedent in the history of Earth, have any effect on the environment. They want hard proof of specific cause and effect. But neither is fully attainable no will ever be even once all is said and done. Rarely is any such broad science so specific. That’s why these drooling, idiot, morons buy into Intelligent Design.
And so we see all this irony in its’ full insipid circle: More oil use, more environmental damage, more Intelligent Design in the classroom, more idiots who use more oil who cause more environmental damage.
55 million Americans really are THAT stupid.
17 Responses to “Global Warming, Intelligent Design, and 55 Million Morons”
By The Bastard on Dec 15, 2005 | Reply
AmericaBlog has a nice piece about this. Drowning is not pretty but who gives a fuck, right?
By Tom Harper on Dec 15, 2005 | Reply
Ah, global warming is a good thing. With those damn ice floes and filthy animals out of the way, we can drill to our hearts’ content. Fire up the Humvee!
By treason on Dec 15, 2005 | Reply
Thank GOD for global warming! It’s getting way to cold here in Minnesota. Here is some more evidence of global warming. Since records have been kept in Minnesota from 1898 - 1940 the average snow fall during the winter was 40 inches. Since 1940 to CURRENT (for you liberals that would be last winter 2004) the average snowfall has been, I believe, 55 inches.
Yep, more evidence of global warming! The only global warming happening is the “warming” that make you liberals so fucking WACKO!
Anything good happen it Iraq today? Still waiting for a real answer?
By treason on Dec 15, 2005 | Reply
Jersey,
YES, you are that STUPID.
Sorry, McJ! Start excepting the truth!
Your wRONG!
By The Bastard on Dec 16, 2005 | Reply
Hey Treason, could it be that maybe you are having more snow storms later in the season rather than earlier when it could end up as rain?
Just a thought. Maybe you can get the average rain fall and figure out an equation. Oh wait, that would be conducting science and we all know science is bad.
By Treason on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
No Bastard it would not be that we are getting more storms later in the season…NOT
Global warming doesn’t exist EXCEPT natural global/sun warming.
By The Bastard on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
Prove it then fuck-o! I have science behind me you have ummmmm, the next Republican candidate looking for some ass. Prove it!
By Steve on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
Um… 1931 had 21 named storms and 1969 had 12 Hurricane storms so that defeats Bastards argument doesn’t it? Hmm Hmm?
And just because you drive a Hummer it does not mean you pollute the environment or waste gas. Let me ask you, Mr. Harper… what kind a car do you drive and what kind of mileage do you get.
Jersey, what is your valid argument for proving Intelligent Design wrong? What there is no God? Well… prove that one while you are at it.
Jersey, that was the most pathetic and opinionated piece on this blog since Bastard’s entire side bar. Step it up or you’ll never make it in the next league! You try so hard to be an author on here and you always fall short. You shouldn’t be judging Conservatives or Libertarians or what not or stereotyping them into little groups. That is fascist thought. “Let’s round up all the conservatives and burn them all.” Ok mein fuhrer! But you are gonna pollute the environment and burn gas to do that!
How many liberals on this site own an SUV, show of hands?
By The Bastard on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
::Hand raised::
But besides that, prove there is a God?
Prove there isn’t? Well, lets see, we have proven away the God of water, fire, air, wind, love, fuckmeupthebutt, nature and almost every other God you can think of except God himself, how convenient, one God to cover it all.
Thor is all powerful and better than your God, destroy the Earth now and come live with me in paradise. I promise you eternal life, but I have to discount it because the religion across the street is promising 72 virgins and eternal life. Listen I’ll get back to you when you offer 72 virgins and an endless supply of condoms!
By Steve on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
But if you use a condom aren’t they still virgins?
::slowly burning in hell::
Why is it when I think quickly, shit like that comes out?
By Treason on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
Bastard wrote: “Prove it then fuck-o! I have science behind me you have ummmmm”.
Bastard, SCIENCE? Who the fuck are you kidding? How many fucking times has science been wrong. I consistantly point to two facts. Science just figuring out in the past few years that they’ve been figuring out the tempetures of the oceans WRONG for over 100 years and for over 100 years they’ve been figuring out Wind Chill wrong! And how about the tempeture of the earth is ACTUALLY COOLING right now! Bastard you have myths as far as wacko science goes! THE EARTH WILL CONSTANTLY BE CHANGING whether man is here or NOT! FACTS Bastard! You have NONE!
And yes, Steve is 110% correct Bastard! Hurricane’s are a CYCLE for destructive season’s!
By The Bastard on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
Well, no steve, that is not true. Youhave to not touch them for another 7 years before they beocme virgins again. That is the secret behind their never-ending supply of virgins.
And Treason, man you’re whacked! Science is a never-ending quest to prove or disprove our beliefs. If science did not exist we would not be typing to each other and you would still be worshipping the sun because it is so bright and hot and warm, kinda like a good cock punch to the scrodom! But then again, without science you wouldn’t know the difference.
By Steve on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
scrotum. It’s a scrotum, ya illiterate f—
Ya figure the ratio is 50/50 male to female or closely to it. Yet all those dudes keep dying in suicide bombings and hey… wait a second, if these dudes are bombing everyone in the name of Allah they are not taking into account the fact that they are polluting the environment. Maybe they are the ones reponsible for it. Or how about Saddam lighting the oil wells on fire, eh? Eh?!?
I think a liberal stops thinking the moment he thinks science has the absolute answer. But then years later, that answer is refuted, then the next, the next and the next. Hmmm
By The Bastard on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
So yeah steve, lets throw the baby out with the bath water and call it a day. All praise God the almighty!
So let me ask you a question, you all reject science like it’s another religion but yet you embrace science when it comes to keeping you alive, how can you contradict yourself like that?
By Jersey McJones on Dec 17, 2005 | Reply
Stevie ol’ boy!
“Um… 1931 had 21 named storms and 1969 had 12 Hurricane storms so that defeats Bastards argument doesn’t it? Hmm Hmm?” The warming of the Gulf, specifically, has been dramatic. The corals are bleaching out. Read about it so you don’t lok dumb at parties. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/09/0915_050915_hurricane_strength.html
“And just because you drive a Hummer it does not mean you pollute the environment or waste gas. Let me ask you, Mr. Harper… what kind a car do you drive and what kind of mileage do you get.”
I drive a Taurus and get close to 30 miles to the gallon - and half of that is city miles.
“Jersey, what is your valid argument for proving Intelligent Design wrong? What there is no God? Well… prove that one while you are at it.”
I don’t have to prove anything. I’m not the one making the ludicrous supposition.
“Jersey, that was the most pathetic and opinionated piece on this blog since Bastard’s entire side bar. Step it up or you’ll never make it in the next league! You try so hard to be an author on here and you always fall short. You shouldn’t be judging Conservatives or Libertarians or what not or stereotyping them into little groups. That is fascist thought. “Let’s round up all the conservatives and burn them all.” Ok mein fuhrer! But you are gonna pollute the environment and burn gas to do that!”
Thanks for your critique. I’ll store it in my G file. YEs, conservatism and libertarianism are social diseases that will eventually kill the body politic. They should be eradicated. Not the people, genius - the ideologies.
By Steve on Dec 18, 2005 | Reply
Jersey McJones