The Monster Lives!
January 9th, 2006 | by Jersey McJones |Ya’ just can’t kill this guy!
First, he gets busted for a litany of lies. Nothing.
Then, he gets busted for sexual harassment. Nothing.
Now, David Letterman himself tears the guy a new anal canal. What happens?
“It’s worth noting that nearly 2.7 million people about 200,000 above last year’s average tuned in to watch “The O’Reilly Factor” the night after he went toe-to-toe with Letterman, according to Nielsen Media Research. O’Reilly’s younger viewership was up 20 percent over his December numbers.”
I have two theories:
-
1. Ever watch one of those old monster movies where the monster walks into some trap – like electricity or fire – and the element of attack only makes the monster grow stronger or larger?
-
2. Martyrdom. Every time these right wingnuts get knocked down, they reverse the blow with the Martyr Complex. That’s also why they come up with rhetorical crap like the “War on Christmas.” Christians love being martyrs.
So, how do you kill this monster?
Stop talking about him.
This is that last time I post anything mentioning the name of Bill O’Reilly.
JMJ
6 Responses to “The Monster Lives!”
By The Bastard on Jan 9, 2006 | Reply
Well you could post about him again but refer to him as “bitchy-titty-whining-Republitard”.
By Jersey McJones on Jan 9, 2006 | Reply
Sounds like a plan.
By Joe Snitty on Jan 9, 2006 | Reply
I have no problem posting anything about Bill, or reading anything about Bill, just so long as falafel is part of the theme. That’s very important to me. I have to say that I was very disappointed with Jon Stewart for not mentioning the ‘f’ word when he had Falafel Bill on a few months back.
By jerseymcjones on Jan 10, 2006 | Reply
The insides of his cheeks must have been bleeding profusely after holding that back…
By ChosenOne on Jan 11, 2006 | Reply
Jersey,
What do you considered “busted” for sexual harassment? Oh, that’s right you lied! What court found Bill guilty of sexual harassment? Oh, that’s right, you lied. NONE!
Jersey,
You must have been watching a different program then me because when someone as Letterman stated, “I’ve never watched your program” forms an opinion the guy is nothing but a liar! Like you!
Jersey,
You can’t post anything about Bill O. because you’d just be lying!
Jersey,
How do you like being accused of lying?
Jersey,
Who’s doing more for Jessica’s Law then any other news program? Bill O’Reilly! There, you have something nice to think about when someone metions the name Bill O’Reilly!
By Jersey Mcjones on Jan 11, 2006 | Reply
Ah, Chosen One! I like being called a liar - by some people. It’s a compliment!
“Busted” is a pretty loose term usually applied as a popular colloquialism for “found out” or “exposed.” In legal terms, it’s usually slang for “was arrested.” So, though I dearly appreciate you calling me a liar, I don’t think “liar” really applied here.
And, ya’ know, you have a point. It’s not so much that O’Rielly lies (though he has been caught in a few), it’s that he grandstands (Jessica’s Law), scapegoats (endless assaults on defense attorneys and the ACLU), and generally riles the rabble of the right. He stretches subjective observations so as to appear to be objective and then cals it “No Spin”. It should be called “All Spin.” Bill O’Reilly is low brow opinion for low brow people. Busting this liar is all too east. So then, as you apply “liar” here, you should appreciate my application of “busted.”
See ya’ ’round, Chosen One!
JMJ