Roy Moore Joins WorldNetDaily! (Despite 2nd, 3rd, and 9th Commandments)
July 27th, 2006 | by Jersey McJones |The Ten Commandments (King Roy Version):
1: Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except Conservatism, Capitalism, The Almighty Dollar, and Contextual Constitutional Constructionism.
2: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, except for Flags, Money, and giant Slabs of Stone with Bible Sayings on them.
3: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain, of course, from vanity, the Lord excludes Shameless Nationalism, Racism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Vindiction, and War Mongering.
4: Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, and remember WorldNetDaily too!
5: Honour thy father and thy mother, but conveniently forget the rural Alabama poverty you come from.
6: Thou shalt not kill, except for Gays - you can kill them.
7: Thou shalt not commit adultery, by force of law - Moore’s Moral Foundational Law!
8: Thou shalt not steal, unless it is to steal taxpayor dollars and give them to religious institutions..
9: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless it is for WorldNetDaily.
10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s, except his right to be free from religion.
Cross posted from Jersey McJones
One Response to “Roy Moore Joins WorldNetDaily! (Despite 2nd, 3rd, and 9th Commandments)”
By Sandy on Jul 27, 2006 | Reply
Roy Moore is a brilliant, decent man. Unlike Michael Moore who is the epitome of repulsive.