August 10th, 2006

Time to dust off the trusty Stoplight ‘O Terror!

Green - Low: This setting is here just as a reference point. DHS will never use it because it would mean we didn’t need them anymore.

Blue - Guarded: This rarely used setting on the Stoplight ‘O Terror could indicate things like an undocumented worker within 3 square miles of the president.

Yellow - Elevated: This is the standard level of fear. Don’t expect to see anything lower than this as long as the Regressives are in office. Be scared, but not too scared to vote Republican.

Orange - High: Chertoff heard that someone in the CIA’s brother’s boss’ nephew’s sister-in-law heard about a plan to blow up Amish Country Popcorn Factory in Berne Indiana. It’s ok to pee your pants at this level.

Red - Severe: OMFGPWNBBQ!!!1! A terror attack was recently narrowly averted. We can’t release any details but just be thankful we saved your asses. Used frequently before midterm elections. See October Surprise.

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  1. Tumerica Says :

    Amen! This colorful manipulation would be scary if it weren’t so funny if it weren’t so ludicrous if it weren’t so scary. And what about all those links between rising terror alerts and, at hem, flagging approval ratings? How many times can Bush and his minions trump up support for their madness by screaming, “Wolf, wolf!”?


  2. ascap_scab Says :
  3. Steve O Says :

    Sorry ascap_scab. Can’t post pictures in this comment area but great graphic. Mutha fuckin’ liquids on the plane


  4. RICOCHET Says :

    Recently released convicted criminal Martha Stewart was seen using a hand held video camera in New York City. Officials at DHS moved to swift action raised the terror alert to Lavender.


  5. Boogie Bear Says :

    Remember kids, if the stoplight’s red… you’re dead! 


  6. Sandy Says :

    You are a bunch of morons who don’t take homeland security seriously. God forbid anything bad ever happens here again. You’re the same conspiracy theorists who think 911 was an inside job and there are no terrorists. Just ‘freedom fighters.’

    HAH!  Losers…..


  7. Loser Says :

    I for one don’t think 9/11 was a conspiracy.  Who is stupid enough to believe some old weirdo in a cave halfway around the world got a bunch of invisible self-resurrecting really bad pilots who don’t speak

    english to do controlled demolitions on those stupid ass buildings? 


  8. WOW Says :

    Wow Sandy! If you are for real I am amazed how clueless you are.


  9. Bruiser Says :

    Yes that is the dumbest conspiracy of them all.  Israel and Cheney did it.  GOOGLE operation Northwoods.


  10. Nabil Says :

    Sandy,

     

    Your the moron..you don’t take logic seriously.  God forbid you should use a brain cell and figure it out.  Your the conspiracy theorists that believe there are no conspiracy theorists.  

     

     

    HAH! Loser…… 


  11. loser Says :

    Don’t worry, We’ll let you know when it’s safe to come out from under the bed Sandy…


  12. ethel Says :

    you have to be kidding sandy.

     

    get a clue. 


  13. Billy G Says :

    I liked how Jon Stewart saw there was no point to the color coded bar of death.

    When they flash the red bar and you read the word  =  SEVERE,  your already dead.


  14. Brian Says :

    As soon as someone can explain to me how 425,000 cubic yards of concrete was pulverized into DUST in 10 seconds WITHOUT using explosives…then I will listen to the ridiculous story of the 19 guys with the box-cutters. By the way, how did Al-CIAda know that the USAF/NORAD would stand down that day? It must have been their lucky day. As it turned out, it was also “hit two buildings, destroy one free day” Amazing!


  15. No One Says :

    Sandy can’t seem to grasp the idea that hijacked planes should not be flying right past a whole pile of military airstrips on their way to their targets without a single peep out of NORAD, which didn’t do a damned thing about it.

    All of you people are slaves to your own military high command.  Didn’t you know that yet?


  16. Tom Says :

    Im wondering if “Sandy ” is one of those Government trolls that get paid to attack anyone who questions the official story.


  17. larry Says :

    Well here we go again.The Repubs are losing popularity and now they pull out the'’the terrorist are coming'’crap once again.Whats funny is that all of the liberal news reporters have disappeared from national media and all thats left are Tuckers, Carlsons, and Scarbourghs, and o’rileys.and blitzers.Where did Ron Reagan disapperr too,and that shaved headed guy that used to be on Crossfire.Where the hell did Crossfire go anyway. Lou Dobbs is about the only voice left on TV and I’m even beginning to wonder about him.


  18. michael Says :

    We’re at Code Red folks!!

    But sreiously, surender your liquids!

    I mean now… (not weeks ago or months before hand inteligence we knew of the threat)

     Why would the Brits (we ran our own 9/11 on 7/7) or US (9/11 inside job ) Government need to issue tighter security restrictions at airports…only today?

    I mean they were only following an investigation for “weeks” or months, right 

    or is this a PR stunt to link arabs to new US/UK/Israel planned invasion of another arab country?

    check out this funny graphic

      It’s more to the point I think

    http://www.7000menforthelord.com/Images/terroradvisorysystem.gif


  19. Freedumb Says :

    Very cool to see that people are awake to whats happening.

    We must make people aware that the next attack on us = we nuke iran. 

    We can stop these fascists.

     Keep your chins up… 


  20. Sandy is a girl? Says :

    I didn’t fall for the first booga booga, and certainly won’t fall for the next dog ‘n pony show. Who needs proof when your gut instinct tells you it doesn’t add up?


  21. annemarie Says :

    Brian @ 8:26 pm says:

    As soon as someone can explain to me how 425,000 cubic yards of concrete was pulverized into DUST in 10 seconds WITHOUT using explosives…then I will listen to the ridiculous story of the 19 guys with the box-cutters. By the way, how did Al-CIAda know that the USAF/NORAD would stand down that day? It must have been their lucky day. As it turned out, it was also “hit two buildings, destroy one free day” Amazing!

     

    Geeze Brian, didn’t you get the memo? It’s widely known that the ay-rabs suspended and defied all the known laws of physics on September 11, 2001!    Seriously though, thank you for that concise, logical, factual recap.  Impossible to argue with facts, isn’t it. Something only a complete moron would do.

    Speaking of which, Sandy clearly doesn’t deal in facts.  

    Hey Sandy! Put that duct tape to good use, will you. Wrap yourself in it. Don’t forget your lyin’ eyes! Does this emoticon scare you too?    

     


  22. dilbert Says :

    Sandy has a vagina. That gets in the way of logical thought. Sorry about your sandy vagina sandy. Read a book real soon little girl. That Faux news has messed up your head.


  23. annemarie Says :

    Ahem dilbert,

    This is your mother speaking:

    Sandy might well be a he. Alexander, for example. Furthermore, you might want to refrain from making sexist or vulgar remarks. It’s not becoming. It doesn’t help. And I know that you were raised better. Thank you.


  24. jb Says :

    Operation Northwoods is all one needs to know about 9/11.  The Secret Service did NOT move Bush after he learned of the first tower being hit.  A logical mind and a rational thought process is all that is needed to know this was completely rigged–by that fact alone.

    That anyone is still stupid enough to believe otherwise is a testament to the incredible lack of education most Americans have received from their government schools the last 30 years.

    The real 9/11 conspiracy is not the Arabs or Bush–it is the rank inability of Americans to see their hand in front of their collective face and realize they have swallowed a bald-faced lie from their own government.

    The “Conspiracy of the Down-Right Stupid.”

    That fits it best.

    Can y’all say “Duh”?


  25. blanche Says :

    we will probably see red in october right before the election hunt for the red october gives it new meaning


  26. m Says :

    Can you believe there are still idiots who believe the official 9-11 story like Sandy? Give me a break.

    The missing link is wtc 7, that fell straight to the ground in its footprint at 5:30pm. It also served as theh “bunker”.  WTC landlord, Silverstein (who now owns the Sears Tower, so watchout, Chicago) admitted he had it “pulled”- demolished — through making a call to the Fire. dept to do so. He admitted this on national TV — PBS mind you. Tell me the other two weren’t intentionally demoished as well, as they fell at the speed of gravit w/ no resistance as the pancake theory implies.

     

    check out www.wtc7.net

     

    Recent:  Come on, folks. Wake up!  August 10th, 2006. 

    OK, where do we start w/ this one?  First, liquid explosives? BS.They are saying peroxide — BS. It needs to be dried. Look it up. Yes, you could make a small bomb w/ liquid, but not enough to blow a hole in plane. Also, what about the casing?  they would have had to carry some sort of casing on board, mix a bomb, and then blow it up. Why not just put it in the luggage? They still don’t check 90% of the luggage that goes underneath, do they?

     

    Then we have the whole timing of this thing, good for both the US and UK….election, 9/11 truth movement gaining press coverage (lots of it) in last month; new book published by Presbyterian Church just out that refutes official theory and blames it on Bush Admin; in UK — m15 gets bad press for all the money its spending on anti-terrorism (just this week); Jim Sheridan, MP from Scotland (Paisley) resigns over differences with Blair on middle East (they didn’t want that one making the headlines); Bush ratings falling, and so on and so on.

     

    Terrorism is THE main toll of military governments today, including the US and UK, to drive their agendas. And take away your rights.

     

    We will see martial law implemented overnight in the US and probably UK. Wait and see. The next “planned” terrorist attack, orchestrated by these govts, will hit the US and be completed before Nov. 2008; A State of Emergency announced; The election will be suspended; Bush will also suspend the constitution “temporarily” and  institute military rule. Your rights are gone and you’re not getting them back. Political opponents will be rounded up and send to camps. Wait and see.


  27. AMR Says :

    C’mon. if al-kiddy want to blo up the pl ane, they can always use the martinis, wisky etc up in the pl ane.huh. what the stupid crap the m15 trying to sell, just igniting public outrage for the long queues and cancelled flts.


  28. Diane Says :

    “As soon as someone can explain to me how 425,000 cubic yards of concrete was pulverized into DUST in 10 seconds WITHOUT using explosives…then I will listen to the ridiculous story of the 19 guys with the box-cutters. By the way, how did Al-CIAda know that the USAF/NORAD would stand down that day? It must have been their lucky day. As it turned out, it was also “hit two buildings, destroy one free day” Amazing!

     Geeze Brian, didn’t you get the memo? It’s widely known that the ay-rabs suspended and defied all the known laws of physics on September 11, 2001!    Seriously though, thank you for that concise, logical, factual recap.  Impossible to argue with facts, isn’t it. Something only a complete moron would do. “

    Geeze, Brian and Annemarie - if the WTC did weaken in the center support from heat and did ”pancake” it became a 110-story mortar and pestle.  Dust is a definite possibility in that instance. And that’s physics in action, not suspended.

     

     


  29. Robert S. Finnegan Says :

    Interesting how the sheep go nuts when their “security” is threatened. 

    Embrace your killers, Sandy et. al.  Won’t be long before they come for YOU.


  30. Geeze-o-Pete Says :

    “Geeze, Brian and Annemarie - if the WTC did weaken in the center support from heat and did ”pancake” it became a 110-story mortar and pestle. Dust is a definite possibility in that instance. And that’s physics in action, not suspended.”

    If you want to chide others for ignoring “physics in action” Diane, you might want to offer explanations for how “pancaking” lead to the following:

    1. pulverization of 99% of concrete into ultra fine dust as recorded by official studies.

    2. Superheated steels ablating (vaporizing continuously as they fall) as seen in video clips of the towers collapsing. This requires uniform temperatures roughly twice that of thermate.

    3. 22 ton outer wall steel sections ejected 200 meters into the winter garden. Cutting charges cannot provide the energy required.

    4. 330 ton section of outer wall columns ripping off side of tower. Cutting charges cannot provide energy required.

    5. Molten ponds of steel at the bottom of elevator shafts (WTC1, WTC2, WTC7) Thermate is impractical for lower level demolition due to the thickness of the 47 steel columns.

    6. The spire behavior (stands for 20-30 seconds, evaporates, goes down, steel dust remains)

    7. Sharp spikes in seismograph readings (Richter 2.1 and 2.3) occurred at the beginning of collapse for both towers. Short duration and high power indicate explosive event.

    8. A press weighting 50 tons disappeared from a basement floor of Twin Towers and was never recovered from debris.

    9. Wide area electrical outage, repairs took over 3 months.

    10. Fires took 100 days to extinguish despite continuous spraying of water.

    11. Brown shades of color in the air due nuclear radiation forming sulfuric acid. TV and documentary footage changed the color balance to blue to disguise this fact indicating complicity in the coverup.

    12. Elevated Tritium values measured in the WTC area but not elsewhere in New York. Official studies stated that 8 EXIT signs from two commercial Boeing jets were responsible. This is why the “no commercial planes” line of inquiry is very important and should not be ignored or attacked. It can provide conclusive proof of fusion devices and therefore US/Israeli military involvement.

    13. Pyroclastic flow observed in the concrete-based clouds. Only found with volcanic eruptions and nuclear detonations. Jim Hoffman unfortunately missed this obvious observation in his papers.

    14. Huge expanding dust clouds 5 times the volume of the building indicating extreme levels of heat generated far in excess of traditional demolition explosives.

    15. Rubble height was some 10% of the original instead of 33% expected in a traditional demolition. Fusion device removal of underground central steel framework allowed upper framework to fall into this empty space and reduce the rubble height.

    16. No survivors found, except some firefighters in one corner pocket in the rubble who looked up to see blue sky above them instead of being crushed by collapsing debris.

    17. 14 rescue dogs and some rescue workers died far too soon afterward to be attributed to asbestos or dust toxins (respiratory problems due to alpha particles created by fusion that are far more toxic)

    18. Record concentrations of near-atomic size metal particles found in dust studies due to ablated steel.

    19. Decontamination procedure used at Ground Zero (hi-pressure water spraying) for all steel removed from site. Water spraying contains fusion radiactivity.

    20. No bodies, furniture or computers found in the rubble, but intact sheets of paper covered the streets with fine dust. Items with significant mass absorbed fusion energy and were vaporized while paper did not. Paper and Powder theory.

    21. 200 000 gallon sprinkler watertanks on the roofs of WTC1 and WTC2, but no water in the ruins.

    22. reports of cars exploding around the WTC and many burned out wrecks could be seen that had not been hit by debris. Fusion energy blast and EM pulse caused electrical components in cars to explode and burn vehicles far from WTC site.

    23. EM pulse was recorded by broadcast cameras with high quality electronic circuitry. This occurred at the same time as the seismic peaks recorded by Lamont Doherty during the beginning of the collapse. This is due to the Compton Effect and resulted in a large area power outage at the WTC.

    LINK: http://www.911eyewitness.com/truth/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=61


  31. Rejoyce Says :

    America is a great country


  32. Sandy Says :

    CAN WE JUST START PROFILING NOW SO NO MORE DIRTY MUSLIM TERRORISTS GET IN HERE TO KILL US???


  33. Geeze-o-Pete Says :

    CAN WE JUST START PROFILING NOW SO NO MORE DIRTY MUSLIM TERRORISTS GET IN HERE TO KILL US???

    Hey Sandy, how about we start profiling who gets elected to power in our executive and legislative branches of government? How about disclosing to the American public what secret organizations they are members of, what ties to corporations and lobbyists they have and who they truly represent. That way, the American people will be able to vote into office candidates who DON’T have personal and financial ties to the Bin Laden family, Zionists, Nazis, oil conglomerates and the like, and who won’t purpsefully launch false flag terrorist operations on their own people, systematically dismantle the Constitution, foment Anti-American sentiment across the globe, incite wars and play geo-petro-politics for the sake of sowing chaos and enriching themselves. How about we start there, and focus our efforts on restoring America to the shining light of freedom, democracy and opportunity that the world has known us for 200 years. Then, our biggest problem will simply be ignorant racists like you who will continue to “hate us for our freedom.”


  34. Robert S. Finnegan Says :

    Don’t worry “Sandy”, we’ll just send you the “clean” Muslim terrorists, brain-dead idiot.


  35. teacherdave Says :

    C’mon you guys, you all KNOW that the 19 Arab terrorists did it.  It’s EASY to knock down a concrete and steel building using an airplane, while pulverising the concrete into fine dust and eliminating the huge supporting columns.  All you gotta do is hook those boxcutters that you used to take over the airplane from some trained combat veterans onto the leading edge of the wing, and viola! there it is!  When you hit, it just CUTS ‘em up!  In fact, seven or more of the terrorists were so RIGHT, that Allah sent ‘em back to live a little longer and break more stuff!

    So whydontcha quit with those silly conspiracy theories about controlled demolition and such.  It’s just too silly!

     


  36. orwellian7 Says :

    SOOOOOOO…these “liquid” explosives that are so unstable and volatile that rough handling could cause them to explode are collected and dropped together into plastic garbage bags to bang around? In a crowded airport? Or at Heathrow where the passenger is required to pour the liquids into a large container thereby mixing them which is what makes the ingredients into a bomb?
    Or how about government officals in Britain and the US assuring the flying public things will go back to “normal” in a few months (after the election and just in time for the Christmas rush). What do they know that we don’t know?
    Muslims don’t scare me, I am sorry for what they are going through. Military personnel in British, Israeli, and US uniforms stalking through the airports waving guns at small children is something I find terrorizing however.
    As to 911. Proof Bush knew was when he directed the Secret Service to stand down while he stayed at the Florida school an additional 30 minutes AFTER he was informed a plane had hit the second tower. This is against all precedent and standard operating procedure. If the attack was truly unexpected and believed real, there was EVERY reason to suspect Bush would be a target at that school. His whereabouts on 9/11 was published three days in advance. The only explanation for the Secret Service being told to stand down, he was staying is because he knew he had NOTHING TO FEAR.


  37. michael Says :

    Hey did everyone check out

    this latest coming mega terror attack to occur by Oct 06 -Call To Action by Alex Jones

    Watch it!! Then do something! Spread the word!

    http://prisonplanet.com/articles/August2006/110806_b_Warning.htm

    More on this latest sham of Code red alert

    http://www.7000menforthelord.com/code_red/code_red.htm



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