Komodo Christ
December 22nd, 2006 | by Jersey McJones |
The King of Kings has returned! Rejoice, Rejoice! Hallelujah, Amen! Oh, and someone tie up a goat, would ya’…
Oh come oh yee reptiles, carnivorous and all scaley…
JMJ
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10 Responses to “Komodo Christ”
By Tumerica on Dec 21, 2006 | Reply
Did you do that PhotoShop trick? Too cute! A halo on Flora–nice touch.
Tum
By Jersey McJones on Dec 21, 2006 | Reply
Yeah, whatever was life like before Paint?
JMJ
By Paul Merda on Dec 22, 2006 | Reply
Man Jersey, I was gonna post on that one (not like I’ve been posting too much laetly). Great catch! A virgin birth, allelujah, amen!
By Jersey McJones on Dec 22, 2006 | Reply
Actually, Tumerica caught it first. I was just the first to get stupid with it. (I just can’t resist the stupid - gotta love the stupid!)
JMJ
By Omnipotent Poobah on Dec 22, 2006 | Reply
It’s not really official until her picture turns up on a piece of toast though.
By Jimmy on Dec 22, 2006 | Reply
A virgin birth from a large monitor lizard you say?
Oh noes! K’Gahl’ htsss-Lik’ of the Abyss has arrived!
By tammara on Dec 22, 2006 | Reply
that weren’t toast. that was a cheese sandwich.
By vwcat on Dec 23, 2006 | Reply
Gieco Clause
By Jersey McJones on Dec 23, 2006 | Reply
Blessed are the Turtles, for they shall have speed…
Now on his way to Jerusalem, Jesus traveled along the border between Samaria and Galilee. As he was going into a village, ten lizards who had no tails met him. They stood at a distance and called out in a loud voice, “Jesus, Master, have pity on us!” When he saw them, he said, “Go, show yourselves to the priests.” And as they went, their tails grew back…
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Five Striped Skink…
Now when He saw the crowds, He went up to the mountainside and sat down to warm in the sun…
JMJ
ps:
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, hissing words of wisdom, let it slither…
By Gnostic Antigone on Dec 23, 2006 | Reply
Holy Mother of Lizards!