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Satan Destroying America Through Illegal Immigration Says Utah Republican Lawmaker

April 27th, 2007 | by Ken Grandlund |

Now I’m not saying that the entire Republican membership believes things this crazy, but there is clearly a contingent who buy this kind of crap. After all, someone had to vote this guy into office.

Utah County District 65 Chairman Don Larsen has submitted a formal resolution to be discussed at this weekend’s Utah County Republican Convention to oppose the devil’s plan to destroy America. The devil’s vehicle of choice? Illegal immigration.

“In order for Satan to establish his ‘New World Order’ and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.,” Larsen’s resolution states. “[It is] insidious for its stealth and innocuousness.”

Larsen clearly suffers the delusion, not uncommon among fundamentalist evangelicals, that the good old U.S. of A is a nation chosen by some supernatural, omnipotent being to save the world from the tyranny of mankinds worst behaviors. Strange though that they never seem to see that many of those worst behaviors eminate from our own halls of politics.

And while most lawmakers around Mr. Larsen in Utah veer away from his obvious lunatic assertions, there are doubtless many who ascribe to the words of the bible as inerrant and eventual truth, which to me is only slightly less crazy than Mr. Larsen’s assertion that the devil is driving Mexicans into America.

Of course, the president has been called the devil more than once, and he hasn’t made much effort to resolve the illegal immigration problem. Some would say that he has actually been assisting the efforts of illegal immigrants. So perhaps, in that light, Mr. Larsen has found a kernel of truth after all.

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  1. 7 Responses to “Satan Destroying America Through Illegal Immigration Says Utah Republican Lawmaker”

  2. By SteveIL on Apr 27, 2007 | Reply

    Slow news day in Utah if this is what they come up with for “news”.

    Bush has been lousy regarding immigration. So have the lion’s share of Senate Republicans and some Republicans in the House. How are the Democrats different? Oh, that’s right. They’re not. In fact, plenty will march with the La Raza folks, the International A.N.S.W.E.R. crew (with Che Guevara shirts on). and the illegal aliens.

    The more poor illegals that come into this country, the easier it will be to demonstrate the increase in poverty in the U.S., and the justification to expand failed socialist policies.

  3. By Craig R. Harmon on Apr 27, 2007 | Reply

    The devil’s vehicle of choice? Illegal immigration.

    Heh! Not so surprising. Satan’s a wiley fox. Who’d have thought he’d choose an apple as the vehicle to bring down the whole human race? [Okay, I'm joking!]

  4. By Lazy Iguana on Apr 27, 2007 | Reply

    People that say shit like that are scary. They are the real threat to the world.

    By the way, what is so bad about Satan’s rise to power? Don’t the crazy religious nuts think they are going to be instantly raptured up into heaven - body and all?

    Once that happens - the thousand years of peace can really begin.

  5. By pitman on Apr 28, 2007 | Reply

    Sorry knee jerks - what comes with illegal immigration? The Fascist Catholic church that’s what. They have to fill their ranks some how with so many parishoners leaving unaware that their priests were turned on by sex with children and then their superiors hid the perpetrators. Then the big cheese Law was elevated to a new higher position in the church for doing such an excellent job with his hiding job. It’s no mistake folks with the appointment of 5 fascist Catholics in the x- treme court by our beloved leader. Now they are chipping away at Roe cause they think it’s immoral. There’s that word hypocrisy again!!

  6. By Blame AmeriKKKa First! on May 2, 2007 | Reply

    Pitman Says :
    April 28th, 2007 at 6:51 am

    Sorry knee jerks - what comes with illegal immigration? The Fascist Catholic church that’s what. They have to fill their ranks some how with so many parishoners leaving unaware that their priests were turned on by sex with children…….

    SteveIL Says :
    April 27th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Slow news day in Utah if this is what they come up with for “news”.

    Bush has been lousy regarding immigration. So have the lion’s share of Senate Republicans and some Republicans in the House. How are the Democrats different? Oh, that’s right. They’re not. In fact, plenty will march with the La Raza …..and the justification to expand failed socialist policies.

    I’m not sure what rock the both of you crawled from under, but suffice it to say you are the problem, not illegal immigrants. Don’t like brown skinned people coming here to work? Then why do you support politicians Democrats and Republicans alike who continually push for free trade and the eradication of subsidy programs for farmers ? You don’t see too many Venezuelans coming here do you? Socialism does work. Examine your rhetoric before spouting off a load of bullshit.

  7. By calicorey on May 2, 2007 | Reply

    I think a different tactic should be taken as far as immigration reform goes. On our Income Tax forms, we are allowed a standard deduction. Why can’t we make this standard deduction only allowable for the U.S. citizen ? There are those in this country that choose not to become U.S. citizens, but reap our rewards, so why shouldn’t they pay for the right to be here. I would also like to set up a hotline for those to report any illegal immigrants anonymously, and, if successfully prosecuted and deported these anonymous reporters would earn some type of reward, lets say $2000 dollars. Then it would be up to the individuals conscience their decisions and choice of actions. I think the support in certain communities would change once an opportunity for profit from the prosecution and deportation of these people who are knowingly breaking our laws was introduced. It can be structured along the lines of the anonymous reporting of those who are cheating our government of taxes , then are also eligable for a reward if these people are successfully prosecuted for tax fraud.

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