Steve Get’s a Spinal Tap
May 3rd, 2007 | by steve |Okay… so this is how it went down.
I went down to the doctor with my mommy in tow. I went in at about 8:30 AM. I had to “disrobe” and slam my ass up on the gurney. I laid there and the doctor came in. Basically I had to get into a fetal position with my knees at my chest.
The first step was to jam Novocaine into my spine. That was okay. Little pinch. Then he jammed another one up there… Didn’t feel it. Then finally he jammed another much larger need in there. It was like a flash of green light and I disappeared This time he drew fluid. We sat and chatted about how crazy my mom was for 10 minutes and then he was done.
Then he drew blood and it hurt like a bitch. More than the tap. It was funny how he bitched and complained at the nurse for giving him too small of a needle for getting the blood. I might get this massive bruise on my back… We’ll see.
So it’s 2 1/2 hours later. I feel like I have been drinking for a couple of days at this point. So I am a little dizzy and “burned”. Massive headache setting in. But it is all good. Supposedly my spinal fluid will leak out my spine for couple of days and I’ll want to lay down a lot.
So it’ll take like 10 days to find if I have MS or not. I told the doctor though it would be best if the authorities would leave it unsolved. Anyone figure out what a green glaubial is?
7 Responses to “Steve Get’s a Spinal Tap”
By steve on May 3, 2007 | Reply
OOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! The headache is kicking in!!!! OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
By Steve O on May 3, 2007 | Reply
Fuck dude!!! That sucks! I hope it’s not MS and if it helps any I’ll say a prayer.
Did they give you any good drugs you’d like to share
By steve on May 3, 2007 | Reply
No… that fucker. I wanted some valium for my “nerves” and they wouldn’t give it to me!! LOL!
By tos on May 3, 2007 | Reply
Hope it turns out to not to be MS. Hope you don’t feel too bad over the next couple of weeks. Best wishes.
By Jet Netwal on May 4, 2007 | Reply
That’s rough, Steve. You’re in my prayers.
By Jersey McJones on May 5, 2007 | Reply
Hang in there Steve! Even I’ll say a prayer for ya’!
JMJ
By Jimmy on May 5, 2007 | Reply
Be well, Steve.
When you were on the table, did the doctor point to one of the machines in the room and say “This one goes up to eleven. Don’t touch it! Don’t even look at it.”
/obscure?