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You Are the Crapweasel Our Fathers Warned Us About

June 22nd, 2007 | by Omnipotent Poobah |

BIG Dick Cheney

Newsflash there Big Dick…last time I checked, this country was still a democracy.

The founders well knew of the dangers of unchecked power in the hands of insane asshat with pretentions of Napoleonism. They knew that if a crapweasel with the morals of a ferret and the ego of Saddam was left unchecked, severe damage would be done to the republic.

Dick, you are the crapweasel our fathers warned us about.

Since selecting yourself as the only “qualified” Vice Presidential candidate in a country 350 million frickin’ people, you’ve allowed your arrogance and sniveling fear of your fellow citizens to govern your every move. There is no question you will answer. You’ve uttered no statement that dare be challenged. You’ve misused your office time and time again and quite probably have lied at every turn. If someone asked if the sky was blue your answer would inevitably be, “Go fuck yourself.”

But your latest insane ramble is monumentally arrogant even for someone with your overfull measure of moral turpitude. You suggest that you are some sort of extra-governmental deity completely outside the purview of the US government. You aren’t a member of the executive, yet you feel comfortable claiming Executive immunity when it suits your highness. You aren’t a member of the legislative branch because their reasonable, lawful requests for information are apparently beneath you. And the judicial? Well, as guardians of the Constitution, you simply ignore them.

Dick, you are without a doubt the most loathsome, ill-tempered, hubris-filled fucktard that has ever strutted the national stage - and that’s saying something for a national stage that has felt the footsteps of some of history’s biggest fucktards.

This is usually where I would appeal to duty, honor, and country to convince you and the microscopic population that unfathomably supports you, to get a clue and act like an American instead of some evil little prick of a Somali warlord. But with you, this would of course, fail.

So here’s my proposal. Congress should pass a 100% bipartisan measure that would strip the office of the Vice President of every penny in it’s budget and refuse to budget additional funds for you until the end of time. It’s a simple as this:

If you want to be an Imperial Prick, pay for it out of your own pocket. I’m sure you have the money. No wait! I don’t either. You refuse to divulge such information to anyone, including presumably, the IRS - a department within the Executive branch you apparently don’t belong to and whose laws you apparently can ignore with impunity.

Another newsflash there Dick…you are more than just THE Big Dick. You are the Supreme Potentate of Prickdom.

‘Nuff said.

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  1. 4 Responses to “You Are the Crapweasel Our Fathers Warned Us About”

  2. By windspike on Jun 22, 2007 | Reply

    I’m voting Poohbah for Veep, and The Big Dick Cheney for impeachment.

  3. By Dusty on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    My father, a dyed-in-the-friggin-wool, lifelong repube has been throughly disgusted by The Big Dick Cheney especially, but all BushCo in general.

    He, who never cusses, said of Dick and I quote:

    He’s a fucking asshole. He disgusts me as a human and a Republican.

    That pretty much sums it up for me.

  4. By Chell on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Cheney, the greasiest cog in the machine of this rogue regime. It amazes me how much Bush n’ Co. (more like Cheney n’ Co.) get away with. We just sit here and watch them dismantle our balances and protections while we mistakenly count on those balances and protections to stop this sort of thing. *sigh*

  5. By J. D. Hunter on Sep 15, 2007 | Reply

    >>The founders well knew of the dangers of unchecked power in the hands of insane asshat with pretentions of Napoleonism. >>
    - - - - I think The Founders knew little, if anything at all, about Napoleon at the time they were founding, the United States being well constituted and in business years before he became a power in 1799.

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