June 18th, 2007

Lawyer for Gov. Corzines (D-NJ) Transition Team Caught Masterbating in Public

Holy jizzmess!!!! This is just weird.

A politically connected lawyer — wearing nothing but glasses, socks and a hands-free headset — masturbated in front of two women at a shopping center, police said.

The 49-year-old has held a variety of state posts, including an unpaid position on Gov. Jon S. Corzine’s transition team.

I can fully understand the hands-free hand set. You never know when that important call from the Governor is going to come in but why did he have to keep his socks on?

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  1. ThomasMc Says :

    Maybe his feet were cold.


  2. Nigel Says :

    Being a lawyer he is obviously quite intelligent. Wearing socks prevented him from catching some kind of contageous foot fungus from the heavily-travelled floor surface of the shopping center.


  3. Steve O Says :

    I was thinking maybe, just maybe, he’s not a “feet” type of guy.

    I’m sure his neighbors are ::shocked:: ::SHOCKED:: to find out about this.


  4. Meg Says :

    Well that’s just unbelievable. Imagine, an immoral American.

    I almost shat myself thinking about how unique this is in the scheme of Amercan things.

    The “norm” and all.


  5. Hey, Free Lawyer Semen | Prose Before Hos Says :

    […] And quote of the day, part 2: A politically connected lawyer — wearing nothing but glasses, socks and a hands-free headset — masturbated in front of two women at a shopping center, police said. […]


  6. JD Says :

    LMAO we had a High Court Judge flashing on a Train to the Same women twice, she managed to get pictures of him actually in the ACT and guess what he was fund NOT Guilty.

    Way of the world I guess if your in power you GET OFF :)


  7. Pat Robertson is a demon Says :

    This is what you get when you flash your luficer hand sign all over the place, ritualist devil worhipping politicians and royalty n’ corporations and other rich satan’s handymen…masturbated by the hand of lucifer….man, they’re gonna burn for eternity…


  8. Desiderata Says :

    He was probably talking to Kathy Griffin.


  9. Paul Watson Says :

    JD,
    That’s actually not correct. The picture was of the judge, but it was taken of his back, o nthe station platform and not in the act. Thus, there is only the woman’s recollection of what he looked like and eyewitness evidence alone is not enough to convict in any case.



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