Bring It On!

Bring Us the Head of Alberto Gonzales

July 26th, 2007 | by Omnipotent Poobah |

Ineptitude is a genetic trait in the Bush administrati on. Their only competency is infiltrating the government with the world’s largest assembly of cretins, pinheads, and cronies. In fact, I’m beginning to suspect they aren’t Republicans at all. Their governmental sabotage is so thorough, it’s hard to believe they’re anything less than a pin-striped, wingtip-wear ing band of anarchists intent of blowing up anything remotely governmental .

But as bad as the Apple Dumpling Gang is, they’re being aided by the pusillanimou s pussies in Congress. Alberto Gonzales’ credibility has evaporated. Even though he long ago gave up trying to keep his stories straight and his job performance marginal, Congress repeatedly questions the amnesiac, gets the same answers, and does…nothing .

Most of America fails to see how offering this nincompoop a national stage with which to embarrass himself does any good for anyone. The Administrati on has plenty of other tragicomedie s to wallow in, Congress looks equally inept, and the citizenry watches from the sidelines as what few remaining shreds of a just and competent legal system float away like scraps of the Constitution in a Katrina-like maelstrom.

Let’s face it, the man is either the Einstein of doodieheads (which I’m not counting out mind you) or someone who incessantly lies like Laura Bush’s hand-selecte d rug on the Oval Office floor. Either way, it’s long past the time when his jig should be up.

So listen up Congress. Come out of your hidey holes. Drop that lobbyist’s free-range rubber chicken leg. Take a lead from the Conservative ’s favorite book, the Bible. Read the story about John the Baptist and take some action.

Bring us the head of Alberto Gonzales.

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