New Contest: Rename the GOP
August 29th, 2007 | by Tom Baker |Given the latest Republican to come under fire for soliciting gay sex in a bathroom (isn’t there a better place?) we thought it might be a good time to change the Republican nickname from the Grand Old Party to something else. So, in honor of Sen. Larry Craig, Rep. Mark Foley, former McCain chairperson (and FL state senator) Bob Allen, and all the other hypocritical closet queens in the Republican party, we are having a contest. Give it your best shot and come up with something more fitting.
Some ideas I’ve had were:
- Getting Off Publicly
- Gay Occasionally Party
- Getting Oral Publicly
- Gay Oral Purchasers
- Gentleman Ordering Penis
I know given your level of creativity you can do better. Give it your best shot. And remember, it’s not that their gay, it’s that their scum bag, gay bashing hypocrites who sell hate while buying hot man on man action. If you cant ridicule these folks, who can you make fun of?
Tags: BIO, Bob Allen, gay republican, Hypocrisy, Mark Foley, republican hypocrisy, Republicans sex scandal, Sen. Larry Craig
