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Archive for August, 2007

Carrying George Bush’s Water: GAO Shoots Holes In Bucket

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Oh I just can’t wait for the good news…you know…the good news about the success of the surge and the progress being made on the political front in Iraq. With every nugget of good news, the Bush administrati on apologists race to report the shifting tide while also chiding the ...

Heckuva Quote Brownie

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Yesterday was the second anniversary of the Katrina Debacle. The Disaster-in- Chief made his annual photo op pilgrimage to tell the good people of the Gulf Coast how gosh darn lucky they are to live in America and worship him as the one true Emperor of the land. The hysterical ...

Real People Doing Real Things To Help Real People

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

The good thing about America is that when you can’t depend on your government, you can depend on the people of America. While the president is busy providing excuses, placating his audiences by citing statistics and pontificatin g about how wonderful he and his administrati on are, there are ...

If They Could Kill Me

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

“If they could kill me, then I want the government to do anything they can do to put a stop to them.” (more…) SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "If They Could Kill Me", url: "http://www.teambio.org/2007/08/30/if-they-could-kill-me/" });

America: Threatened By a Book

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Decent Godfearing Americans will agree that there are two serious threats to our Christian Nation: 1) Queers; and 2) Pagans who worship animals. And now, oh Mother of God, both of these evils have been combined into one book. “And Tango Makes Three” is the story of two godless homosexual penguins ...

The Queen Of Mean Is Still Pulling Strings

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

In truth, I could care less about the estate of Leona Helmsley…but upon reading some of the instructions from her will on the internet this morning, I had to comment about the person that would leave these details and directives. Given the terms of the will, Helmsley, known unaffectiona tely ...

Quote of the Day 8/29/07

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Religious experiences are like those induced by drugs, alcohol, mental illness, and sleep deprivation: They tell no uniform or coherent story, and there is no plausible theory to account for discrepancie s among them.- Michael Martin Tags: BIO, Atheism\Secu lar HumanismSHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Quote of the Day 8/29/07", url: "http://www.teambio.org/2007/08/29/quote-of-the-day-82907/" });

Police State at it Again

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

A poor soul of a trucker,Anas tasio Prieto, who doesn’t use banks had nearly $24k in his truck and was stopped and asked by Law Enforcement if he had any illegal contraband or cash in excess of $10,000; he told them he had the cash.  The DEA then seized it ...

New Contest: Rename the GOP

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Given the latest Republican to come under fire for soliciting gay sex in a bathroom (isn’t there a better place?) we thought it might be a good time to change the Republican nickname  from the Grand Old Party to something else. So, in honor of Sen. Larry Craig, Rep. Mark ...

McCain so desperate, he qualifies for public funds.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Damn shame McCain, I say with snark and zeal…from Politico: John McCain on Tuesday became the first 2008 presidential candidate to be found eligible to receive taxpayer dollars for the primary election. McCain’s application and qualificatio n for the funds are likely to be interpreted by opponents as a sign of desperation, ...