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Archive for August, 2007

Rudy hires a crop of racists for his campaign

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Well, well..isn’ t this a bunch of bat guano my dear reader. Rudy has hired the fuckwits, aka the brains behind the Harold Ford smear commercial, to run his ad campaign. Isn’t that friggin special? Oh yeah, for people like us that pay attention, its SO damn disgusting I almost threw ...

Life on Mars? Who Knew?

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Apparently, it’s been under our eyes since 1976. Of course, microbs are less Hollywood than little green men, but hey, it still wiggles. The search for life on Mars appeared to hit a dead end in 1976 when Viking landers touched down on the red planet and failed to detect biological ...

Both Ends Against the Middle

Friday, August 24th, 2007

My tale begins with the death of a child. In Minnesota, a four year old boy swallowed part of a charm bracelet. The bracelet was a promotional giveaway that came with the purchase of Reeboks shoes. The promotion had been ongoing since 2004. The charm contained more that 90% lead. Lead ...

Wal-Mart Jeopardized by Whiny Consumers

Friday, August 24th, 2007

All right all of you self-centere d consumers, that’s enough whining about your families’ health and safety. If you continue with this childish ranting, you’ll put Wal-Mart in a very awkward position with their Chinese suppliers. Yes it’s unfortunate when a family pet dies from poisoned food or your child gets ...

Understanding Iraq…One Analogy At A Time

Friday, August 24th, 2007

As I read the summaries of the latest National Intelligence Estimate, I found myself lacking for words to explain my ongoing frustration with the utter mismanagemen t and growing futility that seems to plague this misguided war in Iraq. Instead of offering more of the same criticisms, I decided to ...

Monster.com has ‘data loss’ affecting 1.3 Million customers

Friday, August 24th, 2007

From Reuters: BOSTON (Reuters) - The names and contact information of some 1.3 million job seekers were stolen from Monster Worldwide Inc , the U.S. online employment Web site said on Thursday. (more…) Tags: General, BIO, Contributors

Coal Mining: Santa Claus, Stockings, & Bad Behavior

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

I’ve got coal on the brain…and the news just keeps what remains of my neurons popping. As a kid, I remember thinking about my behavior and whether it had been sufficient to prevent me from receiving a chunk of coal in my Christmas stocking. Of course I soon realized that ...

Flip Flops Are Okay If The President Does It

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Tuesday, the President was asked the following question: Q Thank you all. Mr. President, yesterday, Senator Levin, Chairman of the Armed Services Committee, said that the Iraqi parliament ought to oust Prime Minister Maliki and his government for being politically unable to deliver political unity there, for utterly failing on that ...

Non le Plus Gros Président!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

No more fat President! Now, if we could just airbrush Bush a brain… Tags: BIO, airbrush, Bush, France, irony, Sarkosy

Deluded Bush Using Vietnam War To Prop Up Iraq War

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Talk about twisting the past to perpetuate a twisted present…talk about having no capacity to draw from the lessons of history…talk about a clear cut case of crazy…  In a speech yesterday at the VFW convention, President Bush used the Vietnem War as an example of why America shouldn’t withdraw from ...