Ron Paul Sews Up the Hooker Vote!
November 27th, 2007 | by Omnipotent Poobah |Ron Paul may be a funny little man from Texas who’s a bit of a crackpot and is aces at fund raising for his quixotic bid for the White House, but by gum, he’s sewn up the biggest unclaimed voting block still overlooked by the assorted dunderheads he’s opposing.
That’s right, Ron Paul has sewn up the hooker vote!
Pimpin’ For Paul
Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch (NSFW) and erstwhile star of the HBO “documentary ” (watch out Ken Burns) Cathouse 2: Back in the Saddle, likes Paul’s position on regulating prostitution - especially the part about there not actually being any regulation. Hoping to put his money - or rather the girls’ money - where his mouth is, Hof plans to pimp a little bit for his man Paul. “I’ll get all the (working girls) together, and we can raise him some money. I’ll put up a collection box outside the door. They can drop in $1, $5 contribution s,” Hof said.
Dennis, ones and fives? That’s all you’re asking from guys who have $300 to blow (pardon the expression) on BJs from porn stars? Dennis, dude, you have a lot to learn about politics. If you want Paul to win, you should be renting the gals out to lobbyists and telling them there’s more where that came from if they’ll chip in to your man’s campaign.
The libertariani sh Paul is certainly a mixed bag candidate. He’s vehemently opposed to government regulation, yet as a devout Christian, he opposes abortion. Now some of the bunnies down to the ol’ Bunny Ranch probably have first-hand experience with the abortion issue and I’m betting that they’ll see his opposition to abortion as just another form of government regulation just like those he decries. His position is, after all, just the government regulating the personal choices of women.
The Hookers are the Educated Ones
Educated voters are never single issue, one trick pony voters. They like to hear something from everyone before they make up their minds. Apparently, Hof’s companions, the pneumatic Air Force Amy and Brooke Taylor, have just the right mind set. Neither of them has made a final decision.
But perhaps the oddest thing about these odd bedfellas is that one of the oddest bedfellas of all, Tucker Carlson, introduced the men. “Dennis Hof is a good friend of mine, so when we got to Nevada, I decided to call him up and see if he wanted to come check this guy out,” Carlson said. Carlson is traveling with Hof to collect information on a magazine article.
Given Tucker’s bow-tied nebbishness, I suspect the information he’s collecting would be just as easy to gather if Hof comped him a visit with Air Force Amy.
Either way, Paul has my vote because this is the best dodge I’ve ever seen to get laid for free.
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