Penguins are Raving Homos
February 20th, 2008 | by Omnipotent Poobah |OMIGOD! Penguins are raving homos!
I always thought something was weird with that whole lying on your belly and sliding around thing. What happens when Roy Penguin stops short to 
avoid a polar bear and Silo Penguin can’t stop in time, ending up on Roy’s back? It all starts with a feathery wiggle, jiggly bits “accidentall y” fall into place, and suddenly Rick Santorum books a flight for Antarctica to hold a news conference deploring man on penguin sex. There hasn’t been such a flightless flap over the tuxedo-clad birds since Berkeley Breathed introduced Opus, the sexually ambiguous penguin from Bloom County.
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