Lip Stick Stun Gun
April 8th, 2008 | by Steve O |Just what the general puplic needs. A town in Long Island just made silly string illegal but any Jen, Thelma or Louise can walk around with something that will turn your nuts into charcoal. Nice.
Fantastic concept now available to the general public. A powerful rechargeable stun gun with safety cord now in the size and shape of an ordinary lipstick. It does not get any better than this. Womens self defense in the 21st century.
4 Responses to “Lip Stick Stun Gun”
By Lisa on Apr 8, 2008 | Reply
Sounds good to me! Not alot to pay to defend yourself against some “prick”.
By Jet Netwal on Apr 8, 2008 | Reply
Personally, I’m all for self defense. I think, however, that the first woman who zaps her own lips off and sues will spell the end of this product. And no, I’m not implying women are stupid, but if you’re buzzed up and at a club, it’s certainly possible to grab the wrong lipstick.
By trog69 on Apr 9, 2008 | Reply
Jet, it might make for a great youtube video, what with her dancing at about 3 times the speed of the other dancers, but when her lips puff out to Angelina Jolie-sized cigarette cushions, there’ll be a mad dash to the zapper store!