Fish Police
April 29th, 2008 | by Jet Netwal |
Stop it! There is something borderline Nazi about feeling that it’s OK to call the police on that nice neighbor couple because you smell something funky in their home. It’s pretty alarming that the police think they should smash down your door and haul your sick ass out of bed based on a single claim of funkiness.
To the caller, first off, familiarize yourself with vinegar. It’s a common household item. Christ.
To the cops, do some footwork for fuck’s sake. Remember footwork? Talking to neighbors, the local beat cop, shit like that? Professionalism, not mob tactics are recommended.
Adams is looking for a lawyer.
“I could say that about my neighbor - I smelled something when I went in their house,” she said. “Does that make it right for them to go in there and break the door down and cuff you? I think not!” — KARE 11 TV
To America in general, meet your neighbors and get some sort of relationship going. If cops are comfortable busting down doors, you’re going to need each other as witnesses.
It’s come to this; keep fish at your peril.
2 Responses to “Fish Police”
By Chris Radulich on Apr 29, 2008 | Reply
Another victory for the war on drugs.
By Lisa on Apr 30, 2008 | Reply
My neighbor told me he could smell my garlic the other day. I told him it’s to ward off evil spirits.