Spiritual Water — It’s What God Drinks
May 10th, 2008 | by Steve O |
It’s the kind of thing Jesus wish he had when he was marketing his religion some 6,000 years ago. Water, purified from a municipal source in California bottled up and wrapped in a prayer.
Why didn’t I think of that? Take ordinary tap water, bless it and sell it as holy water that you drink. The article insists that this is one of the first products where marketing meets religion but didn’t the Jews come up with something like this called Kosher? Don’t the Christians have a scam where you can’t eat meat on certain days? Don’t the Buddhists have something about not eating cows? Don’t the Muslims have something about not eating pork?
Seriously, how the hell can people fall for shit like this? Would you even think of buying a car from this guy? Would you trust him with your first born? Would you trust him to do your taxes? It’s fucking tap water for God sake.
You’re buying tap water for $2.00 a bottle when you could just as easily pour yourself a glass of water at home, say a prayer and save yourself from spending your hard earned stimulus check.
Sheeple. Here’s an educational piece for you.
3 Responses to “Spiritual Water — It’s What God Drinks”
By Ken Grandlund on May 10, 2008 | Reply
Damn! Another of my great ideas stolen away because I’m too lazy to jump in head first. I was actually researching an idea for “Jesus Water” (and also Mohammed Water, Moses Water, and Buddha Water) which was basically just tap water in plastic bottles with a catchy label. I mean, some of these relifious folks are just dying to part with their money for “religiously” affiliated items, I figure why not?
Maybe I’m not too late…seems there really is a market for this crap.
By Steve O on May 10, 2008 | Reply
Ken, you really should give it go. The chocolate cross people have been making out like bandits.
Maybe a chocolate Star of David or maybe a chocolate Mohammad, forget the last idea, that would cause a Jihad. Chocolate Buddha’s might go over well. You could even fill his belly with holy jelly. ::Light went on:: gotta go make my millions now.
By Craig R. Harmon on May 10, 2008 | Reply
It’s odd, the things people will pay for.