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Must Be A Vast Left Winged Conspiracy

May 27th, 2008 | by Cranky Liberal |

Bubba, it’s time to shut up now. We know you love your wife (err umm, sure thats what this is) but you need to just shut up and slink off to the nearest Hooters before whatever small scrap of respect I have for your 8 years as President is irrevocably destroyed.

The latest example happened at a campaign stop in South Dakota on Sunday Billary sounded the conspiracy alarm:

“I can’t believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out,”…

Clinton also suggested some were trying to “cover up” Sen. Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

” ‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.’ “

(from CNN)

Good lord this family cries cover-up more than a Jim Garrison Fan Club (Grassy Knoll, Kennedy - read a book people!). Vast Right-Winged conspiracy, crazay left-winged conspiracys, conspiracies by the press to keep the once front-runner from winning, it’s to much to keep track of. You know the last President we had that was this paranoid was Nixon. Maybe these families have more in common than just impeachment.

Bubba went on to offer up more fantasy-land bon-mots trying to make the claim that Hill is really winning even though, you know, she isn’t

“She is winning the general election today and he is not, according to all the evidence,” Clinton said. “And I have never seen anything like it. I have never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running.”

“Her only position was, ‘Look, if I lose I’ll be a good team player. We will all try to win, but let’s let everybody vote, and count every vote,’ ” he said.

Yeah that 3:00 AM commercial was just being a good team player. That quip about John McCain being a better Commander in Chief was her just being a good team player. The racist rhetoric in PA, WVa and KY was Hillary just being a good team player. Oh and I guess the Bobbie Kennedy crack was just her trying to cheer her team onto victory.

Team player. With a player like that, is it any wonder why her team loses all the time?

This needs to end. Enough with the Woe-is-We spiel. There is no conspiracy against Hillary Clinton - it’s a flat out rejection of her. Yes millions of people like Hillary. Even more people do not. In an election, being a few votes short means you lose (unless your brother is the Governor of Florida). That doesn’t mean someone was out to get you - it means people didn’t like what your selling.

I know I for one won’t buy it anymore.

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  1. 5 Responses to “Must Be A Vast Left Winged Conspiracy”

  2. By Gorbe on May 27, 2008 | Reply

    It’s kind of ironic that Bill Clinton, of all people, doesn’t understand change. It’s not about his wife’s competence. She would make a great president. It’s the change, stupid. Yeah, you can complain about the finicky voters and how they are not focusing on the important things. But, then again, what’s new about that? Voters have increasingly voted for stupid and mundane things, e.g. who is the funnies on the late night talk shows to who has the best hair. There aren’t that many deep thinkers left to appreciate the talent and intellect of Ms. Clinton. It’s about change and Obama is the agent of that change. Bill, a 60s radical of all people, should understand and work within this change. Rather than coming off as a whiny, cranky, reactionary curmudgeon trying yell halt to the march of progress.

  3. By Lisa on May 27, 2008 | Reply

    Hey you guys got your change already. The democrats won the house and the senate, and the economy is booming,the war ended,gas prices came down all done in less than 2 years.
    All backed by the great approval rating they got.
    Now I can imagine how great things will be if the dems take over everything.
    Now top throwing your hero under the bus.

  4. By admin on May 27, 2008 | Reply

    Hey they voted for him because he wore boxers. or was it briefs?

  5. By Lisa on May 27, 2008 | Reply

    It is a vast left wing conspiracy because the left and the media is supporting Obama obviously.

  6. By rube cretin on May 27, 2008 | Reply

    The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination. ~Marian Zimmer Bradley

    (note: the math skills required to post should be suspended after the cocktail hour.)

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