Republicans: Do Not Vote For That Wimpy Liberal McCain
July 7th, 2008 | by Tom Harper |All right-thinking Americans must realize the awful painful truth: The Republican Party has sold us down the river. John Pinko McCain? Puhlease!
It’s bad enough we’ve had to listen to a bunch of navel-gazing moonbats whining about “global warming.” Now on top of that we have Tree-Coddling McCain agreeing with them.
He’s also in favor of stem cell research. No! Each and every one of those little stem cells is God’s own creation, and Atheist McCain wants to use them for [gasp] scientific research?!?! Lord have mercy! Nobody benefits from stem cell research except those lowlifes who have already been born; and they don’t count. It says so in the Bible.
And as we all know, there’s a campaign finance reform bill with McCain’s name stamped on it. (There’s also a cosponsor of the bill; some Jew I think.) Campaign finance reform??? What kind of communist filth is that? Hey, if a billionaire wants to purchase an election, that’s his God-given right as an American.
Last but not least, McCain is soft on immigration. We have millions of icky dark-skinned foreigners ruining this great nation, and what’s that spineless McCain going to do about it? Nothing!
What a disgrace to his country! We have names for people like that, and I’m gonna come right out and call him that. John McCain is a [sputtering] [choking] …John McCain is a…he’s a F#$%&!# Democrat!!!
Some conservatives are staying optimistic that McCain won’t wussify the Republican Party Platform too drastically. My fellow Biblewipe, Ken Blackwell of the Family Research Council, said: “I don’t think you are going to see any radical departures or inflammatory demands for change in one direction or another.”
Let’s hope to God he’s right.
If not, then Myron Ebell, my fellow tree-hater from the Competitive Enterprise Institute, has some good advice: “If McCain pushes on each one of these issues — campaign finance, immigration, or global warming and energy issues — he’s likely to keep a lot of people at home on Election Day.”
Bravo! Hear that, Conservatives? John Flagburning McCain is NOT one of us! Let’s all boycott this farce and stay home on election day.
2 Responses to “Republicans: Do Not Vote For That Wimpy Liberal McCain”
By Lisa on Jul 7, 2008 | Reply
First of all Bush is not against stem cell research as a matter of fact the government funds it.
Illegal immigration is an issue no one wants to talk about because it’s not politically correct.
Pollution is a concern but I don’t care who the president is no one is going to be able to change what the earth does naturally. While CO2 gets taxed China will continue polluting the earth.
As far as McCain goes staying home people republicans would be stooopid to stay home and not vote. It would be the same as voting for Obama.
We all knew McCain was part liberal. But hey there’s still an R after his name . it’s better that an S.
By manapp99 on Jul 8, 2008 | Reply
You are correct in saying that McCain is a moderate Republican on many issues. He has had trouble with the conservative wing long before this election cycle. The fact that the GOP elected him to be their nominee in spite of his moderate stance shows that the GOP is far less influenced by the far right than the Democrats would have you believe. The fact that he ran to the middle for the nomination and has stayed in the middle for the general shows that he can be fairly judged by the “what you see is what you get” method. That said there are clearly righties that will not show up as they cannot stand McCain. This cannot help his cause. There are even righties saying they will vote for Obama so that the Dems can control everthing and will have no one to blame for their screwups. Except the ghost of Bush which they will undoubtable flog ad nauseam.
Contrast that with the Democratic nominee which ran hard to the left to get the nod and immediatly took a hard right turn. He is attempting to sway the moderate center hoping that the lefties he is angering will stay on board. Clearly what we are seeing from the new Obama shows us that he is calculating his odds and is revising his “stance” to win. I don’t have a problem with the strategy but it does leave us with the question of who the real Obama is. Some on the left are attempting to reassure voters by saying that he is just doing this to win and then will revert to his leftie roots. Maybe, but who can say for sure as we cannot judge by what he is telling us himself. I don’t see a problem with the lefties that are angered by Obamas new stance on issues voting for McCain, however I do see a danger in some of the first timers not bothering to show up as Obama’s “change” persona has been tarnished. Not getting the over whelming turnout that has been predicted could make this race closer than projected. It is clear that Obama in just more of the same when it comes to political maneuvering.
In the end I predict that Obama will weather the storm and be elected and will have a clear majority in congress. This could be the worst thing that could happen to the Dems as people are faced with the cold hard facts that government cannot make your life better, they can just make it more expensive. The internal infighting that will ensue over the blame game in the Democrat party could get very ugly. Should be interesting though.