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McCain Moves Venezuela to the Middle East

October 1st, 2008 | by Papamoka |

First John McCain moves Spain to Latin America and now he is moving Venezuela to the Middle East. Pssssst Senator McCain, they are not like furniture in your many houses that you can move around on a whim. These countries you keep rearranging are on different continents! Venezuela is in South America but I’ll keep this between you and I John. Mum is the word on your vast foreign relations experience.

Over at America Blog they have this interesting article about Venezuela…

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The next thing you know he is going to want to move New Mexico to Mexico, Rhode Island to the Bahamas, New England to Great Britain. And for all of you folks in Arizona, Senator McCain is moving the state to Florida to consolidate all them pesky Social Security whiners. Cindy wants to put in a new pool.

I am a little concerned about how he feels about California though. Latest reports had him down at Home Depot buying up the entire stock of pry bars and asking which way to the (Expletive) San Andres Fault?

Note to self: Do not let John McCain book our next vacation plans to ANYWHERE!


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  1. 4 Responses to “McCain Moves Venezuela to the Middle East”

  2. By Lisa on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply

    So he mispoke saying “or” the Middle East instead of “and ” the Middle East.

    who hasn’t mispoke during this campaign.

    and this of course:

    When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greedtold “He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’”

  3. By steve on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply

    Dude… you can wave at the Kremlin from Sarah Palin’s house!!

  4. By Liberal Jarhead on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply

    Hey, I live in New Mexico!

    Enough people already think this is part of a foreign country - the state tourism department gets questions about what currency we use, what shots they need to visit here, what language we speak… once they got a letter from NYC asking for some posters or souvenirs from a geography teacher who said she was collecting things from foreign countries for her classroom.

    As for Home Depot, I’d expect him to do his shopping at Lowe’s, a heavy contributor to the radical dominionist Christian far right. You know, the folks who love Palin and are banking on McCain winning and then having another stroke and keeling over about twenty minutes later…

  5. By Matthew O'Keefe on Oct 2, 2008 | Reply

    LOL Steve! With the Hubble telescope maybe. You hot Sh!t!

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