George H.W. Bush: Shut the Fuck Up!
January 4th, 2009 | by Tom Harper |Everybody, all together now — put your index fingers together in the form of a cross, direct all of your energy toward ex-president Bush 41, and scream (silently) “NOOOOO!!!!”
Earlier today, Bush 41 spoke the Unspeakable. The Unthinkable! Blasphemy!
In an interview, he said he’d like to see Jeb Bush become president. “My special needs child already had his turn to play president, and now I want my normal son, using the term loosely, heh heh, to have a turn. It‘s such a fun game, I want my whole twisted sickwipe family to play I’d like to see him run. I’d like to see him be president someday.”
OK, you know the drill. Index fingers together — “NOOOOOO!!!!”
Sure it’s unfair that the entire Bush Crime Family’s image has been tarnished by George Johnny Walker Bush. Life is unfair. Hey, David Berkowitz has a younger brother, Biff, who would like to come and work for your company. Aw, come on now, you’re not gonna pre-judge him because of his sickfuck brother, are you?
Supposedly, if you go to Georgia and your last name is Sherman, you’ll get the cold shoulder from everybody just because of your name. I’ve never known if that’s true or just an urban legend. But the fact remains, certain last names are mud. And rightly so.
For years, bloggers and columnists have been guessing what would happen to the Bush Crime Family. Maybe Dumbya would be tried for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. Or the whole family might flee to their huge compound in Paraguay, where they could become South America’s problem. Sort of an international version of the bus therapy that cities use for homeless people.
But having another Bush offspring shitting all over the White House?
NOOOOO!!!!
9 Responses to “George H.W. Bush: Shut the Fuck Up!”
By Chris Radulich on Jan 4, 2009 | Reply
bush & company seem to have a lot to hide.
By Chris Radulich on Jan 4, 2009 | Reply
Another good summary of bush’s presidency.
By Lisa on Jan 4, 2009 | Reply
Thank Goodness for the Times to tell us who to and who not to like.
Amazing how the Bush family is the only crime family who was ever and will ever take up residence in the Whitehouse.
I guess so when you have the Times on your side…..or not.
By steve on Jan 4, 2009 | Reply
Jeb hasn’t even announced his candidacy for anything yet and you guys are already tripping.
Obama is proof democracy
er uh, ACORNworks in this country.By Chris Radulich on Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
Thank Goodness for the Times to tell us who to and who not to like.
Something I’m sure rush, ann, and o’reily would never do.
By Lisa on Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
Something I’m sure rush, ann, and o’reily would never do.
Difference is they are not the MSM
By Chris Radulich on Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
I gues manapp99 is lying when he says
The gutter? Rush is the most listened to and highest paid political talk show in the history of radio and O’Reilly has the most watched cable news program.
By Craig R. Harmon on Jan 6, 2009 | Reply
What the hell. If y’all can have another Kennedy inheriting a seat in Congress, however ill qualified for the job she may be, we should be able to have as many Bushes in the Oval Office (serially, of course) as we wish). I mean, turn about is fair play.