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America’s Landlord (It’s Not Who You Think)

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

According to one theory, oil is the international currency. Might as well be. Now, putting aside all feelgood rhetoric and wishful thinking, let’s ask the unspeakable question — how much is America worth? According to this calculation, the United States of America is worth 400 billion barrels of oil. And it just ...

The Privatization of Your Fire Department

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

As you know, it’s been a record year for fires throughout the Western states, especially California. And the fire season has barely begun. The need for fire safety is on a collision course with the exploding population in fire-prone areas. More and more self-absorbed yuppies are moving to their own private ...

Nigeria Has Weapons of Mass Destruction

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Iraq and Iran are sooo yesterday. The next battleground over Cheap Oil will be Nigeria. How soon is anybody’s guess. This article by Scott Thill describes a new book — "Curse of the Black Gold: Fifty Years of Oil in the Niger Delta." The article includes a short video and an ...

Washington — Assisted Suicide Law

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Washington will soon become (if there’s a God) the second state to have an assisted suicide law. Oregon’s Death With Dignity Act has been in effect since 1997. The initiative has already gotten more than enough signatures. Assuming enough of these signatures will be valid, the assisted suicide law will be ...

Detroit Automakers: Another Nail in the Coffin

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Talk about being careful what you wish for. Detroit has spent countless millions of dollars lobbying against higher gas mileage standards. And it worked. Those congressional prostitutes always bend over when a lobbyist whips out his wallet. The Detroit automakers got their wish. And now more and more Americans are buying ...

Republicans: Do Not Vote For That Wimpy Liberal McCain

Monday, July 7th, 2008

All right-thinking Americans must realize the awful painful truth: The Republican Party has sold us down the river. John Pinko McCain? Puhlease! It’s bad enough we’ve had to listen to a bunch of navel-gazing moonbats whining about “global warming.” Now on top of that we have Tree-Coddling McCain agreeing with them. He’s ...

An Obama Supreme Court Would Ruin America

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

When the Supreme Court ruled that child rapists cannot be executed, John McCain issued a somber warning to all Americans. Criminal-coddling decisions like this will become much more common if Barack Obama gets elected. This anti-war leftist doesn’t even wear an American flag lapel pin for God’s sake. One can only ...

Oil Company Leases: “Use It Or Lose It”

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

That’s the name of a bill that the House voted on last week. The official name is the Responsible Federal Oil and Gas Lease Act — H.R. 6251. Either the “media” has been awfully quiet about this bill, or I’ve just looked in all the wrong places; and I read several ...

“George W. Bush Has Moral Values”

Monday, June 30th, 2008

A voter in West Virginia actually said this. He was a lifelong Democrat until 2000, and then: “Bush was a good man and had good morals. I felt he was the better man.” This year — “I don't care for Obama.” Words like “morals” and “values” have been thrown around so ...

There’s a Cure for PTSD! Oh, Nevermind, It’s Illegal

Friday, June 27th, 2008

When terminal cancer patients would like to use marijuana to ease the nausea from chemo-therapy, the government tells them “Tough shit! Suck it up!” And now the newest group of patients to get shat on by the government: Soldiers suffering from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). Ecstasy (MDMA) has been having promising ...