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Sarah Palin: “I Don’t Hire No Steenking Negros!”
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
Aw come on, nobody’s perfect. So she’s a racist. But she is NOT a witch. And that’s certifiable. The Bishop has given his official verdict on the Governor’s Mansion: This house is clean.
The racism story comes from Gwen Alexander, president of the African-American Historical Society of Alaska. Last April fourteen ...
Posted in 2008 elections, Sarah Palin | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008
Hurry up! Pass this bill Right NOW. We don’t have time for amendments or debate or procedures or any of that drivel. This is an Emergency! The entire economy could collapse any minute, and you're just sitting there dithering?!?!?!?!
Does this manufactured hysteria have a familiar ring to it? Think back ...
Posted in Budget, Economics, capitalism, greed | No Comments »
Monday, September 22nd, 2008
I live near the Canadian border. In fact I can see Vancouver Island (British Columbia) from my house. According to some people, that makes me a foreign policy expert. But I digress…
The Border Patrol has a strong presence here, since we’re at an international border. That’s fine. But lately the ...
Posted in Civil Rights, Homeland Security, Immigration, Police State | 4 Comments »
Friday, September 19th, 2008
John McCain’s death was already tragic. But now, to make the pain and suffering even more unbearable: some sick twisted leftwing demon — a Body Snatcher — has hijacked John McCain’s corpse.
And this — this Thing! — is STILL running for president! It’s trying to use the body of The ...
Posted in 2008 elections, Barack, John McCain | 5 Comments »
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
A letter to the editor of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer had a solution to all of these sleazy political ads during the presidential campaign. Basically — nothing. No regulations or restrictions. BUT:
During the presidential debates, all of these commercials and hit pieces would be aired, right there in front of the ...
Posted in 2008 elections, candidates | 3 Comments »
Don’t Forget September 28th — Spanish Inquisition Day
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
On Sunday, September 28th, the Spanish Inquisition will be making their biggest power play ever. Oh, that’s right, they’ve changed their name. Now they're calling themselves the Alliance Defense Fund.
The Spanish, uh, Salem Witch, er Alliance Defense Fund wants Christianity and government to be completely intertwined; joined at the hip. ...
Posted in IDIOT, Religion, conservative | 2 Comments »
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
Yes it’s getting redundant. Everything that’s in this post, you’ve already seen in thousands of blogs. And now the mainstream media is even getting in on the act. Did they get a sudden sense of integrity, or are they tired of getting scooped on the Internet?
In any case these stories ...
Posted in 2008 elections, Sarah Palin | 1 Comment »
Friday, September 12th, 2008
OOPS! What happened to my teleprompter? And all my scripts and slogans? And why didn’t that fuckin’ senile McCain tell me about the Bush Doctrine? Like, you know, what the hell it is! Hellooo??? I looked like a deer caught in the headlights when Charlie Gibson asked me if I ...
Posted in 2008 elections, Sarah Palin | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Yes, everybody knows that John McCain was a …drumroll…
PRISONER
OF
WAR
And because of that, nobody is allowed to criticize him for ANY reason. Unfortunately, the current political M.O. (invented but not trademarked by Karl Rove) is to attack a political opponent’s strongest point; not his weaknesses.
That’s how John Kerry got transformed in ...
Posted in 2008 elections, John McCain | 2 Comments »
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
Seriously, this isn't a riddle. John McCain wants to know.
During McCain’s speech last Thursday, part of the backdrop was a giant image of Walter Reed Middle School in North Hollywood, CA. WTF???
This nationwide TV image came as a shock to the school’s staff. Principal Donna Tobin said: “Permission to use ...
Posted in 2008 elections, John McCain | 2 Comments »
