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More underhanded bs from Gonzo comes to light..

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

From Jason Leopold's new website, The Public Record or TPR, we get this newest fresh hell: Curiously, the Justice Department, which at the time was headed by John Ashcroft, officially launched the investigation on September 26, 2003, but Ashcroft waited more than three days before notifying Gonzales and the White House, ...

Oh no he didn’t!!!!

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Larry Craig, that erstwhile bag of batshit that loves him some public restrooms is aiming for the spotlight again: The Idaho Republican, who was famously made a pariah in his own party after allegedly soliciting sex in the Minneapolis airport men's room, announced that he would offer an amendment to the ...

Sometimes It’s Perfectly Legal to be a Douchebag

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

And here to demonstrate this fact is the winner of our annual Inbred Knuckledragging Lowlife of the Year award. (If the link doesn't work, here are some others.) This sounds like a sick comedy skit, except that it’s just sick — not funny — and it really did happen. You couldn’t ...

Doug Feith: Asshat-at-Large

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

It takes one to know one and George Bush - The Man Who Never Made a MistakeTM - knows a lot of people of like mind and talent. Unrepentant neocondinista Doug Feith - Bush's former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy and Lunacy - left for greener pastures a while back. ...

President Pickledick Supports the Troops

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Aside from his flag waving, flight suit wearing, preening picture posing, mission accomplished displays, our commander-in-chief has done precious little for the troops he claims to so whole-heartedly support. After a constant series of increasingly frequent deployments, many troops who used to support him are joining the rest of the ...

It’s All in the Attitude

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

If you were waiting for the MSM to wake up have the revelation that real journalism is good, it's obvious by the bitch slappin' ABC is taking that this may still be a bit into the future. I'm not advocating shipping bobcats, but you might want to share your disgust here. ...

Getting the Government You Vote For

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Furthering Cranky's rant from yesterday, Joe Lieberman is such a freaking slimeball. He is the epitome of everything I dislike about politicians. Everything he does is for Joe. You'd think the people in Connecticut would wake up to this by now. Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.), the Democratic Party's 2000 vice presidential nominee, ...

California Government Tells Millions of Residents: “Fuck You!”

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

In California everything revolves around the state's agribusiness lobby. Whenever they yell "Jump!" their government prostitutes yell back "How high Sir?" And right now these skanks are getting ready to jump again. The California Department of Food and Agriculture is planning a massive aerial pesticide-spraying campaign this summer. Agribusiness is worried ...

Blackwater: Let the Iraqis Be Iraqis

Friday, April 11th, 2008

George, make up your frickin' mind. In the wake of the administration's decision to re-up Blackwater for another contract, Iraqi prime minister Nuri al-Maliki, reveals his government wasn't even consulted about the deal. This shows the weird purgatory that George and Condi keep the Iraqi government in. On the one hand ...

Journalists are overhead? According to Sam Zell they are.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

NPR has a recording of one of the speeches of the new owner of The Tribune Company, Sam Zell, which owns among other things: Newsweek, the Baltimore Sun and the LA Times. He was speaking to staff comprised of editors and journalists. Sam Zell is a Billionaire but evidently a ...

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