Archive for the ‘conservative’ Category
Monday, May 25th, 2009
Or, make that the new NEW NEW face of the Republican Party. The GOP is poised for a comeback. After making some incredibly stupid miscalculations and blunders, they’re about to come roaring back with a vengeance.
A partial list of their retarded pitiful stunts would include:
Michael Steele contradicting OxyContin ...
Posted in Barack, Republican, conservative | 7 Comments »
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
Fer cryin' out loud. Can someone please stuff something long and round in the Big Dick's gabulous mouth? Can we please muzzle pie hole? And Michael Steele? Will someone please stop the man before he puts his eye out with another ? Word up dawgs.
People everywhere are watching the ...
Posted in Politics, Republican, conservative | 43 Comments »
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
Gingrich thundered: “A Real Man goes charging into his wife’s hospital room while she’s undergoing chemotherapy, and serves divorce papers on that useless bitch!”
OOOPS — That was supposed to be OFF the record. Doh! Sorry, Neuter. OK, this is the part that was ON the record:
“Obama ...
Posted in Barack, Religion, Right Wing Nut, conservative | 4 Comments »
Monday, April 20th, 2009
Everyone is an amateur linguist these days. When a disagreement erupts - about 6542 times a day by my count - people try to reduce a complex issue into single words or phrases. More often than not, someone gets the brilliant idea to infuse the word or phrase with some ...
Posted in Barack, Bush, Current Affairs, Democrat, George W. Bush, Politics, conservative | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
The Rightwing Spew Machine has sure done a big 180 since January. And it was so seamless. From one day to the next, their slogans changed. Or in some cases, the slogans stayed the same but they meant the opposite of what they meant the day before.
They ...
Posted in Homeland Security, conservative | 24 Comments »
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
Crooks and Liars has a great video up of the wingtard Michelle Malking on Fox Noise. It addresses the the bonus structure of companies that get taxpayer funds. The rightwingers are foaming at the mouth since the bill has now passed the house. From C&L:
The bill adopted by the House ...
Posted in Politics, capitalism, conservative, greed | 29 Comments »
Thursday, March 26th, 2009
No smirking now; they really do have one. This brilliant new strategy combines two of the biggest Republican trademarks:
1. Attacking a problem by squelching the symptoms instead of correcting the underlying cause; and
2. Their utter fascination with conducting random drug tests on everybody, everywhere, all the time. There’s ...
Posted in Economics, conservative | 5 Comments »
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
It would seem life on the mean streets of the post-Bush era is tough for ex-AGs – particularly political gadfly and ex-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Gonzo loyally protected his boss with the world’s worst imitation of an amnesiac and George repaid his efforts by kicking him to the curb when ...
Posted in FOIA, George W. Bush, Legal News, Political, Politics, Right Wing Nut, conservative | 3 Comments »
Saturday, December 27th, 2008
WorldNetDaily is taking a readers’ survey of the most under-reported news stories of 2008. Now, before you click on the link, you have to get in the proper mindset. This is very important. So sit back, relax, clear your mind of all extraneous thoughts, and tell yourself ...
Posted in conservative | 23 Comments »
Monday, December 1st, 2008
George W. Bush’s excremental presidency has already contaminated and stained our government beyond all recognition. It’ll take at least four years (maybe decades) to clean up Boozo’s mess. And still he isn’t satisfied. So many more shitstains and pukestains to make; so little time.
Bush has already ...
Posted in 2008 elections, Sarah Palin, Senate, conservative | 7 Comments »
