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You Are the Crapweasel Our Fathers Warned Us About

Newsflash there Big Dick…last time I checked, this country was still a democracy.
The founders well knew of the dangers of unchecked power in the hands of insane asshat with pretentions of Napoleonism. They knew that if a crapweasel with the morals of a ferret and the ego of Saddam was left unchecked, severe damage […]

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As We See It: Pardon Me Edition

I Beg Your Pardon, I never Promised You a White House Rose Garden

Of Course Contractor Fraud in Iraq is Limited, Nudge…Nudge… Wink…Wink

Bloomberg Can’t Stand The Smell, Bolts Republican Party

Mission Accomplished  : Iraq Sinking Fast

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Tech Tags: humor politics libby hallibrurton bloomberg iraq […]

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Playing Politics

Politicians use standard phrases to protect themselves while throwing mud at someone else. For example, “bipartisans hip” means one or two people from one side of the aisle joined the other side in defiance of their party’s jackboot. Or “compromise”  , meaning: “This bill is too complex and rife with unrelated line items for anyone […]

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Anybody Seen My Yacht?

The rich are different than you and me. Bill Gates once bragged the IRS needed two computers to process his taxes and argued that the city of Redmond, WA should value his Taj Mahal of a home completely worthless because it’s so big and personally customized no one would ever want to buy the place.
I’m […]

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A Tough Job Someone Has to Do

We’ve kicked off another needlessly prolonged Presidential campaign season with a series of gimmicky, pointless debates. With a candidate field of somewhere between a dozen and 16 million, many Americans are wondering – if America has roughly 350 million people why are these lunkheads the best candidates we can field?
Pundits no longer hold forth on […]

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Scooter Hoist by His Own Petard

The judicial shoe dropped on Scooter Libby yesterday to the tune of 30 months in jail and a $250K fine. Not surprisingly  , there’s plenty of caterwauling about the fairness of the sentence and whether he deserves – or will get – a Presidential pardon. People are apt to frame Scooter’s sentence through the window […]

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Laissez Faire is Less Than Fair

There are some positive things about deregulated markets. They’re capable of producing higher profits and more efficiently propagating technologica l improvements . Free marketers would argue that open markets create more jobs and lower prices and they wouldn’t be completely wrong. They’d argue that a self-regulat ing marketplace is a much more efficient and correct […]

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As We See It: Plame’s Revenge Edition

Mobster Big Eddie Eagle Finally Fingers the Big Dick

Mitt Offers His Famous Money Back Guarantee

Tom Delay: The Tackhammer O’ God

As the Investigatio ns Built, Turd Blossom Found Himself Getting Skeered

The Federal Penitentiary  , Where the Elites Meet

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Spy vs. Blog

Check the traffic statistics for any blog or site and you’ll see plenty of curious things. Every site has it’s share of mysterious daily visitors who never seem to comment. Every site gets visits from far away or obscure places. Every site has its share of confounding searches displaying downright odd tastes in everything from […]

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The Passing of the Slow News Day

There used to be such a thing as a slow news day. They were days when local news or man bites dog stories carried the day. They were days when minor bad news got some coverage – a government official helping a vendor for example.
But no more.
The past six years have wrought an ever-strengt […]

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