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You Are the Crapweasel Our Fathers Warned Us About

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

Newsflash there Big Dick...last time I checked, this country was still a democracy. The founders well knew of the dangers of unchecked power in the hands of insane asshat with pretentions of Napoleonism. They knew that if a crapweasel with the morals of a ferret and the ego of Saddam ...

Cheney Asserts Independence From Executive Branch- Is The Vice-President Now An Official ‘Rogue’ Element In Our Government?

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Vice-President Dick Cheney has obviously spent too much time in "undisclosed" locations because since 2003 he has directed his office to quit complying with Executive Order 12958 that requires the National Archives to inspect federal agencies and White House offices to ensure that they are complying with the security procedures ...

As We See It: Pardon Me Edition

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

I Beg Your Pardon, I never Promised You a White House Rose Garden Of Course Contractor Fraud in Iraq is Limited, Nudge...Nudge...Wink...Wink Bloomberg Can't Stand The Smell, Bolts Republican Party Mission Accomplished: Iraq Sinking Fast See other fine hypertext products at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! Tech Tags: humor politics libby ...

Bush Proves Again How Much He Hates “Regular Folks”

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Being born with a silver spoon in your mouth (that you can later conveniently turn into your college coke spoon) means you don't really know what it's like for the rest of us-you know, the people who actually have to work for a living. Our (cough-cough) esteemed president is of ...

Scooter Hoist by His Own Petard

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

The judicial shoe dropped on Scooter Libby yesterday to the tune of 30 months in jail and a $250K fine. Not surprisingly, there's plenty of caterwauling about the fairness of the sentence and whether he deserves - or will get - a Presidential pardon. People are apt to frame Scooter's ...

Let’s Hope God Offers A Liberal Statute Of Limitations

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Over my many years of contact with the Catholic Church, one of its more detestable and defining traits has prevailed…deniability. Despite a history checkered with inconsistency and intolerance, the Church has maintained its air of institutional intransigence couched in the notion of infallibility. In its latest demonstration of doctrinal hypocrisy, ...

BREAKING: Scooter Libby Sentenced to 2 1/2 Years

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Guess obstruction of justice really is a big deal. Oh, and that whole lying to protect your boss isn't such a great idea after all. Especially if your boss happens to be a Dick. [tag]Scooter+Libby+sentenced[/tag]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "BREAKING: Scooter Libby Sentenced to 2 1/2 Years", url: "http://www.teambio.org/2007/06/05/breaking-scooter-libby-sentenced-to-2-12-years/" });

As We See It: Plame’s Revenge Edition

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Mobster Big Eddie Eagle Finally Fingers the Big Dick Mitt Offers His Famous Money Back Guarantee Tom Delay: The Tackhammer O' God As the Investigations Built, Turd Blossom Found Himself Getting Skeered The Federal Penitentiary, Where the Elites Meet See other fine hypertext products at The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks! [tag]politics, humor, omnipotent+poobah, bring+it+on[/tag]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "As We ...

Abortion: Is A Middle Ground Achievable?

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Those opposed to abortion were heartened by the recent Supreme Court decision supporting limitations on partial birth abortions. In particular, pro-life groups were encouraged by Justice Kennedy’s reference to the work of an anti-abortion group, The Justice Foundation. The foundation’s work suggests that having an abortion may be detrimental to ...

Cheney Claims To Be President, Insofar As Legal Immunity Is Concerned

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Vice-President Dick Cheney's attorneys told a federal judge Thursday that the Cheney is legally akin to the president because of his unique government role and has absolute immunity from any lawsuit. But U.S. District Judge Bates interjected that only the President has the "unique" immunities. And by 'president' one must assume ...