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America Suffers a Sexual Indiscretion Gap

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

It's no secret that America's standing in the world is on the wane. Giblets George often wonders aloud why the rest of the world hates us so much while never sensing the irony that the man who stares back at him in slack-jawed wonderment from the mirror each morning is ...

What’s a White Man to Do?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

  No doubt white men hold a lot of power, but that doesn't mean they carry the master key to every portal of power. Some actually vote based on nothing more than a belief that one candidate is superior to another based on actual facts and free-thinking opinions. White men aren't ...

Doug Feith: Asshat-at-Large

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

It takes one to know one and George Bush - The Man Who Never Made a MistakeTM - knows a lot of people of like mind and talent. Unrepentant neocondinista Doug Feith - Bush's former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy and Lunacy - left for greener pastures a while back. ...

President Pickledick Supports the Troops

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Aside from his flag waving, flight suit wearing, preening picture posing, mission accomplished displays, our commander-in-chief has done precious little for the troops he claims to so whole-heartedly support. After a constant series of increasingly frequent deployments, many troops who used to support him are joining the rest of the ...

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Polite Woman Scorned

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

It's not every day that you get to see a talking head lose his cool and become a walking head. Bob Novak did it during an argument with mouth of the south, James Carville. Now, Joe Scarborough has been chased out of the studio by unabashed lesbian liberal, and alum ...

Rearranging the Deckchairs on the Titanic

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Where once the name simply meant "colossal", we now think of the Titanic as the perfect metaphor for incompetence, hubris, and sometimes the overwhelming ability of humans to be cavalier with their neighbors' lives. It certainly illuminates much of what our poor excuse for a president does. "Rearranging the chairs ...

Fightin’ John McCain

Friday, April 11th, 2008

The Cockroach of PoliticsTM is out proving the point that the only thing John McCain has to fear is John McCain himself. From the Keating Five to possible liaisons with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, John has a unique way of heaping piles of shite in his way and promptly falling face ...

Blackwater: Let the Iraqis Be Iraqis

Friday, April 11th, 2008

George, make up your frickin' mind. In the wake of the administration's decision to re-up Blackwater for another contract, Iraqi prime minister Nuri al-Maliki, reveals his government wasn't even consulted about the deal. This shows the weird purgatory that George and Condi keep the Iraqi government in. On the one hand ...

The Man Who Made His Accountant Cry

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

What has 23 acres, an 8000 sq. ft. house with two wings, a guest home, three cottages, a gym, a 5-acre lake, two waterfalls, two bridges, and hundreds of mature cherry and maple trees planted among 1000 redwoods pines and oaks? The $200 million estate of Larry Ellison, the $25 billion, ...

An Exclusive Cheney Interview

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

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