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Mr. Bush Makes A Proposal With Long Legs and Sustainablility in Mind…NOT.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Of course, the solution to solve the gas crisis now is to drill now for oil later? Any one else having flash backs to Whimpy's slogan, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?" With gasoline topping $4 a gallon, President Bush urged Congress on Wednesday to lift ...

The Foolishness Of George Bush

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

When asked what kind of advice he would give to the Syrians, here's what the Republican President said yesterday: Q (As translated.) To both of you, what specific, concrete requests do you wish to make or send to the Syrian President, Bashar Assad, so that he normalize his relations with the ...

When Republican Voters Get The Whitehouse They Dream of, We All Have To Live With The Consequences

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Turns out, Republican Faithful should have headed the old adage: Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. Indeed, with the new book promulgated by Scotty McMessage McClellan, we learn that leadership by faith over facts doesn't work. From the Republican "victories" at the polling stations and ...

Helping Heroes Heal

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Every war is the same, and every war is unique. They’re all the same in that they destroy in seconds what took people years to create.  They all destroy lives, families, communities, dreams, possibilities.  They all squander wealth and talent that could otherwise have done an infinite number of things to make the ...

Spinning Iraq

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

When the President of the United States uses the term, "Catapult the Propaganda," you have to understand that one of the primary jobs of the Presidential Spokesmodel is to spin the news to gain favor of the American People. Q Just a general question, then, Dana. I mean, one ...

The Memorial Day Distracted

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

As the smoke peels From your grill Can you see Our volunteers Strung out All over Iraq Dug into the Sea of sand Or does it sting As the dogs sear And you cram down Yet another beer with nary a care About what happens there As the rich get Richer still, And you get stuck With the bill The war machine Rages unencumbered Driven, unchecked Churning another And another dollar bill For ...

Bush advocates premature ejaculation over long term solutions to very difficult problems

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Typical to the republican stance on how to help the economy, we are about to be ejaculated all over with the disbursing of tax "rebate" checks. Remember, it was your money in the first place that they are handing back to you. If you thought making risky loans ...

Rearranging the Deckchairs on the Titanic

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Where once the name simply meant "colossal", we now think of the Titanic as the perfect metaphor for incompetence, hubris, and sometimes the overwhelming ability of humans to be cavalier with their neighbors' lives. It certainly illuminates much of what our poor excuse for a president does. "Rearranging the chairs ...

As the Iraqis Buckle Up, We Will Stand Down

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Word comes from Iraq that the often ineffective and undependable Iraqi police have finally found a law they're competent to enforce - the seat belt law. Traffic commander Brigadier General Zuhair Abada Mraweh, has announced that next month his over-stretched, thin blue line will crack down on unbuckled drivers (the law ...

Now We’re Supposed to be Happy?

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

George Bush announced today that he'll be taking his marching orders from Auxiliary President David Patraeus and will stop troop withdrawals this summer. At the same time, he'll reduce deployment lengths to Iraq. But if you're currently reading us in Baghdad, don't get all excited. You're already there and you're ...

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