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July 21st, 2006

The Bush Administration - A Primer

A short recap of some ‘highlights’ from the past few years. Some are funny, some disheartenin g, and a few are downright disturbing.

for Alberto, Torquemada, the snake,
is for Barbara, “Let them eat cake“.
is for Condi, who whines about Putin,
is for Dick, got drunk and went shootin’.
for the egg roll that kept out the gays,
for Fallujah, we slaughtered away,
global warming, ignored at our peril,
Haliburton, stealing lock, stock and barrel.
for Iraq, with Iran soon to follow,
for a justice even wingnuts couldn’t swallow.
is for Karl, treasonous lout,
for Bin Laden, still hiding out.
is for Michael, GQ while folks died,
for the napalm, they drop it with pride.
for Big Oil, pulling the strings,
Ask the Pentagon, nukes are great things.
for the quotes, leave us scratching our heads,
for the rapture cult, policing our beds.
Social Security, which they’re still trying to kill,
for the twins, hope they’re both on the pill.
uranium (depleted), cold nu-cle-ar war,
for our veterans, kicked out the door.
for miserable failure, as most of us know,
for Camp X-Ray, where the disappeared go.
for the yellowcake, not even real,
Zogby says “Nix the chimp at the wheel“.
Alberto Gonzales, Barbara Bush, Condi Rice, Dick Cheney, White House Egg Roll, Fallujah atrocities, global warming, Halliburton, Iran, Iraq, Harriet Miers, Karl Rove, Osama bin Laden, Michael Brown, Katrina, bunker buster nukes, big oil, bush quotes, rapture cult, religious right, social security privatizatio n, Bush twins, depleted uranium, veterans benefits cut, miserable failure, Camp X-ray, Guantanamo, yellowcake forgery, Zogby poll impeachment

Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Barbara Bush, Condi Rice, Dick Cheney, White House Egg Roll, Fallujah atrocities, global warming, Halliburton, Iran, Iraq, Harriet Miers, Karl Rove, Osama bin Laden, Michael Brown, Katrina, bunker buster nukes, big oil, bush quotes, rapture cult, religious right, social security privatizatio n, Bush twins, depleted uranium, veterans benefits cut, miserable failure, Camp X-ray, Guantanamo, yellowcake forgery, Zogby poll impeachment

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  1. Tom Baker Says :

    FANTASTIC WOW

     

    and yeah I used caps!!  


  2. Jet Netwal Says :

    One of the best this week, Joe, and with a week like we’ve had, that’s saying something!


  3. Matt Browner-Hamlin Says :

    Absolutely incredible. If I had kids, I’d read them this alphabet.


  4. Shireef - New Jersey Says :

    Could not have said it better myself  Great job!! I can’t wait till that chimp and company get impeached… God Willing


  5. Sandy Says :

    Pathetic, dishonest, losers…..


  6. Yes, Sandy, we know the Administrati on are. What’s your point?


  7. archers Says :

    best one missing—Merk el & bush groping—chec k it out on googles

     This Bush is a sick puppy-please put it to sleep brfore this FKER grows horns!


  8. Tom Harper Says :

    Excellent.  This should be permanently  used as a primer for the early grades, so that future generations will know what NOT to do.


  9. Toodles Says :

    Pretty decent with the exception of a few things:

    Global Warming “solutions” are canards designed to siphon even more wealth from taxpayers to the rich.

    Big Oil is not pulling the strings of WWIII, although they are cheerleading the effort.

    Social Security should never have existed in the first place.

    Oh, and a general comment: Socialism is cancer.


  10. Jersey McJones Says :

    LOL

    JMJ


  11. Dusty Says :

    Toodles I highly doubt most people that live on Social Security, however small the amount, would agree with you on that point. Evidently you are rich beyond your wildest dreams and will never have to use it..good for you..your in the minority.

     

    I love this alphabet..th anks JOE! :)


  12. Paul Jordan Says :

    This thing rocks Joe!


  13. John Black Says :

    WOOOOOOOOOO- WEEEEEEEEEEE  !!   I feel so much better!!  Phew.

    Take that Bush.  

    Bet he’ll be feeling real bad now, hey.  Yeah, HA HA HA , we gets the last laugh. HAA!!

     

    He might even leave office?!  Ya think?

    Hey, America.    Stay in your little fuck’n world of wimpy armchair warriors.

    Your country is finished and now under the countrol of the 51st State , all you Bush types can do is come up with big red letters?   Your fucked.

    “Ohhhh, they must be getting real worried now in the WhiteHouse?! ”

      You are the joke just as much as they are. But hey, enjoy your wittle jabs  and “naughty-nau ghty, bad government finger pointing” jabs.  

    Meanwhile in the real world;

      The jewish ne0-cons are destroying your country from within and couldn’t give a shit what you do or say or if you hate them.  They willl kill you if you stand up to them, simple as that.  They probably at this very minute have plans to create another 911 to finish you off.  Your own politicians hate America which is telling by the actions or lack of action they make, knowing bad actions create  equal reactions. 

    Typical American reply,  “Hey!! Paris Hilton is on!!”   Huyah, Huyah.


  14. Spartacus Jones Says :

    Brilliant!

    Spartacus Jones

    www.spartacu sjones.com

     


  15. Richard Starkey Says :

    A is for Ass-hole,  the part of the world this is Amer ica

    B is for Bush, everything America has become

    C is for convicts, in the US army

    D is for deceitful ,ya fucking fals e peace maker  America

    E is for evil, satans great eye is on her land

    F is for fucking stupid Americans

    G  is for gas which america is so full of

    H is for hell where most America’s will go

     

    I is for ichneumon which America is

    J is for war junkies, fuck off America

    K fucK you

     

    L American losers

    M may you destroy yourselves first before the world

    N Fuck ‘n Die

     

    O fuck-Off

    P piss on the graves of your hero’s

     

    Q  American quick fix instanty everything, I pray you will be killing each other for water

     

    R roll over and die in your own shit

     

    S satans best customer

     

    T  is for  America trying to take-over the world before your economy falls of the map

     

    U American’s are so unaware of their own destruction

    V  Fuvk you ya fucking sacks of Vomited government shit

     

    W America the War whore

     

    X is for the siX siX siX who America worships

     

    Y  fuck You America ya ragged old whore

    Z Zionists will destroy America from the inside out, let’s hope.

     


  16. u-r-idiots Says :

    You are all a bunch of fucking idiots. Rant and rave all you want, impeachment is only in your post pubescent wet dreams. IF you think making some witty little juvenile rant page that you are going to change the world, then you’re an even bigger fucking moron than I thought.

     Oh- and if you respond to this web page (or any other for that matter) spoutin off about how much “we Americans suck” please, PLEASE, include what stagnant, borderline bankrupt, isignifigant socialist shit pot YOU live in so I can piss all over it like a drunk yard cat.

     Thanks!

     


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