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Top US Think Tank Stating The Obvious-U.S. “War On Terror” Wrong Way To Combat Terrorism

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Take a look at the following headlines: Foiling Terror Plots Doesn't Take An Army (August 10, 2006) Law Enforcement Continuing To Succeed Where War Fails (October 4, 2006) New Alleged Terror Plot Thwarted-Again Without Destroying A Foreign Country (June 2, 2007) U.S. Should Rethink "War On Terrorism" Strategy to Deal with Resurgent Al Qaida ...

What’s a White Man to Do?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

  No doubt white men hold a lot of power, but that doesn't mean they carry the master key to every portal of power. Some actually vote based on nothing more than a belief that one candidate is superior to another based on actual facts and free-thinking opinions. White men aren't ...

Doug Feith: Asshat-at-Large

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

It takes one to know one and George Bush - The Man Who Never Made a MistakeTM - knows a lot of people of like mind and talent. Unrepentant neocondinista Doug Feith - Bush's former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy and Lunacy - left for greener pastures a while back. ...

President Pickledick Supports the Troops

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Aside from his flag waving, flight suit wearing, preening picture posing, mission accomplished displays, our commander-in-chief has done precious little for the troops he claims to so whole-heartedly support. After a constant series of increasingly frequent deployments, many troops who used to support him are joining the rest of the ...

My First Earth Day

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Thirty-eight years ago I was a high school student. College campuses were afire with more protests than you could shake a stick at. At the risk of sounding like a "these whippersnappers today..." speech, kids today really don't appreciate exactly how much general upheaval there was. At the beginning of my ...

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Polite Woman Scorned

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

It's not every day that you get to see a talking head lose his cool and become a walking head. Bob Novak did it during an argument with mouth of the south, James Carville. Now, Joe Scarborough has been chased out of the studio by unabashed lesbian liberal, and alum ...

As the Iraqis Buckle Up, We Will Stand Down

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Word comes from Iraq that the often ineffective and undependable Iraqi police have finally found a law they're competent to enforce - the seat belt law. Traffic commander Brigadier General Zuhair Abada Mraweh, has announced that next month his over-stretched, thin blue line will crack down on unbuckled drivers (the law ...

The Olympics: Burning Desire To Make It What It Isn’t

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

The recent Olympic flame protests show that everyone has a burning desire for the Olympics to be something it isn't. For those who condemn China's human rights record, the flame is a symbol of hate and violence. For those who love the Olympics, the flame symbolizes the peoples of the ...

Now We’re Supposed to be Happy?

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

George Bush announced today that he'll be taking his marching orders from Auxiliary President David Patraeus and will stop troop withdrawals this summer. At the same time, he'll reduce deployment lengths to Iraq. But if you're currently reading us in Baghdad, don't get all excited. You're already there and you're ...

Fightin’ John McCain

Friday, April 11th, 2008

The Cockroach of PoliticsTM is out proving the point that the only thing John McCain has to fear is John McCain himself. From the Keating Five to possible liaisons with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, John has a unique way of heaping piles of shite in his way and promptly falling face ...

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