Sarah Palin Quote Generator
September 30th, 2008 | by Ken Grandlund |Looking for some levity?
Having trouble understanding what the hell Sarah Palin actually is trying to say when she opens her mouth?
Look no farther than the Sarah Palin Quote Generator!
Here’s a sample to get you started:
“That strategy that has worked in Iraq that about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions to look at that as more opportunity.”
(relax GOP- these quotes are made up. Her own REAL quotes are much more convoluted than these ones are.)
10 Responses to “Sarah Palin Quote Generator”
By Lisa on Sep 30, 2008 | Reply
I could just imagine the SNL skit if Palin said this:
“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed,” Biden told Couric. “He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’”
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By Megan on Sep 30, 2008 | Reply
Oh Ken, what a RIOT. I just had the most fun playing with that and could actually see her fidgeting and fussing with her hair while I was reading them.
By Paul Watson on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Hey, no fair. The UK has the market on Deputy leaders (John Prescott, former deputy PM, btw, who makes Sarah Palin look like a grammer Nazi) who can’t speak English. The US has to have a leader who can’t speak English. Stop muscling in on our territory, Yank.
By Chris Radulich on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Lisa
You do know that Biden’s statement was a bit on the Daily Show.
By Lisa on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Yeah Chis a bit not a series.
By James on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Lisa..
Uh, the difference is that Biden can actually form a proper sentence when he speaks.
The generator isn’t making fun of any gaffes.. The generator is purely making fun of Palin’s convoluted speaking style. She talks like an uneducated beauty pageant contestant whenever a teleprompter isn’t in front of her. It’s kind of sad. And I think the country deserves to have someone who is knowledgeable and educated leading it for a change. Especially since things could not be more challenging for the nation right now.
By Lisa on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Well James maybe you have something against someone with an accent? If you listen to Obama he seems to struggle with hiding his accent as he speaks.
Speaking of teleprompters and speaking styles you may think you were hearing the Rev Wright if he didn’t try so hard to disguise his real voice and his real feelings.
By Windspike on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
Lisa, do us a favor. Can you interpret Sarah Palin for us? Obviously we don’t get it because her grammar and answers are twisted, and convoluted. She can’t even answer a simple question about what journals or newspapers she reads with a real answer. I can’t quite tell anything of substance about the woman except that the GOP has faith in her leadership skills. the days of leadership by faith over fact are done. Give us something credible as to what makes her qualified…can you?
By Lisa on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
You first Obama?
By Lisa on Oct 1, 2008 | Reply
How about if this is our only other option then I think she is the better choice:
http://clintondems.com/2008/06/a-few-reasons-not-to-vote-for-obama-from-donedemcom/